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Teledildonics
THE THRILLHAMMER [image] * Teledildonics ~ ` ` Teledildonics (also known as, "Cyberdildonics") are an electronic Sᴇx Tᴏʏ that can be controlled by a computer to reach orgasm. ♥ Promoters of these devices have claimed since the 1980s that they are the "next big thing" in Cybersex technology. ♥ "Teledildonics" can also refer to the integration of Telepresence with sex that these Sex Toys make possible — the term was coined in 1974 by Ted Nelson in his "Computer Lib" and "Dream Machines" books. ♥ In its original conception, this technology was to have been used for remote sex (or, at least, remote Mᴜᴛᴜᴀʟ Mᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛɪᴏɴ), where the physical sensations of touch could be transmitted over a data link between the participants. A report in the Chicago Tribune in 1993 suggested that Teledildonics was, "The virtual-reality technology that may one day allow people wearing special bodysuits, headgear and gloves to engage in tactile sexual relations from separate, remote locations via computers connected to phone lines". ♥ Sex Toys that can be manipulated remotely by another party are currently coming onto the market. These toys sometimes come with prerecorded movies to which the toys' actions are synchronized by means of a previously-written script. Other products being released fit a new category called, "Bluedildonics", which allow a Sᴇx Tᴏʏ to be controlled remotely via a Bluetooth connection. ♥ A report in 2008 suggested that Teledildonics, along with E-Mail, text and WebCams, can be used to "wind each other up to fever pitch during the working day" as a prelude to sex with a human during the evening hours. New technologies can help people establish "emotional connections" via the Internet. ♥ A book reviewer of David Levy's, "Love and Sex With Robots: The Evolution Of Human-Robot Relationships" (2007), suggested that Teledildonics was " .... but one stage in a technological and social revolution in which robots will play increasingly to our needs with magic fingers"; Levy argued that by 2050 sex with robots will be commonplace. ♥ Some products have been shown at the Museum Of Sex in New York City. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · |
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* Orgasmatron ~ ` ` Orgasmatron is a fictional electromechanical device that appears in the 1973 movie, "Sleeper", which also shows the effects of a related device, an Orgasmic Orb. ♥ Similar devices have appeared in other fictional works. ♥ The term has also been applied to a non-fictional device capable of triggering an orgasm-like sensation using electrodes implanted at the lower spine. ♥ Author, Christopher Turner, has suggested that the Orgasmatron was a parody of Wilhelm Reich's "Orgone" accumulator. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Barbarella" (1964) ~ ` ` Referred to in both the comic and 1968 film — the description below refers to the film. ♥ The device has been invented by, 'Dr. Durand-Durand' (Milo O'Shea), the evil antagonist in, "Barbarella" (Jane Fonda). ♥ Instead of being called an, Orgasmatron, 'Dr. Durand-Durand' refers to it as the, "Excessive Machine". It resembles a clamshell that once grasping the passenger's entire body below the neck, gently (at first) and pleasurably massages the passenger by flexing its upper half with a wave-like motion from right to left. ♥ The lid is made of long, rigid rod-like paddles that lie in a row, side by side. The paddles themselves each have one end at the bottom of the lid, near the joint of the Excessive Machine's "clamshell", and the other end moves freely. ♥ Because the paddles are not glued or welded together but instead move together, and because the paddles pivot around the "clamshell" joint and move parallel to the sagittal plane, they can have this wave-like motion. ♥ It is operated from a keyboard resembling that used to control a large organ. By properly manipulating the keys, the operator may induce great sexual pleasure in the victim, sufficient to cause death by orgasm. ♥ In one of the final scenes of the movie, the evil opponent is Torturing 'Barbarella' with the pleasures of this machine, during which she vocalises extensively ("oh", "ooh", "ahh", etc.). ♥ But, in the end the machine overloads and is destroyed .... while she survives and feels rather well. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Sleeper" (1973) ~ ` ` The Orgasmatron is a fictional device in the fictional future society of 2173 in the Woody Allen movie, "Sleeper". ♥ It is a large cylinder big enough to contain one or two people. The Orgasmatron was made by decorating an elevator in the home where the movie was filmed. Once entered, it contains some (otherwise undescribed) future technology that rapidly induces orgasms. This is required, as almost all people in the Sleeper universe are impotent or frigid, although males of Italian descent are considered the least impotent of all Groups. ♥ The main character, 'Miles Monroe' (played by Woody Allen), is being hunted by the police as being subversive to security of the State, and attempts to hide in it, thinking it is a closet. He is discovered there, and easily captured in a daze, with a sheepish smile on his face. ♥ Another, related device, an orb, also appears in this movie. It is a silver-colored sphere about the size of a Grapefruit that contains some (otherwise undescribed) future technology. When the orb is touched by a human, it induces pleasurable sensations. In a scene where 'Miles' impersonates a robotic servant, he is ordered by the hostess to pass the orb among the guests. Unlike the robot he is imitating, he is not immune to the effects of the orb. Much physical humor results from his reaction to firmly holding this device, which party participants only lightly caress. ♥ Later on, they encounter a Gay male couple, one of whom offers 'Miles' a "hit off the orb". Miles reports that he's "cool" and does not need to indulge. It appears the effect of the orb is more like social drinking or drug use, pleasurable rather than orgasmic. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Flesh Gordon" (1974) ~ ` ` In the 1974 film "Flesh Gordon" (Jason Williams), a ribald parody of the science fiction adventures of "Flash Gordon", the villain, "Emperor Wang" (William Dennis Hunt), directs a "sex ray" at Earth which causes the planet's inhabitants to become uncontrollably sexually aroused. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Coneheads" (1993) ~ ` ` In the movie, "Coneheads", (Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin and Michelle Burke) play a game involving tossing "Senso-Rings" (Sensor Rings) over each others cones, which is somehow sexual in nature, to provide pleasure to the other partner and is considered Tᴀʙᴏᴏ for the underage 'Connie' (Michelle Burke) to play. ♥ Coneheads rub their cones together as a sign of affection ("honing their cones") at which point a bizarre, theremin-like noise is emitted, presumably from the cones themselves. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Demolition Man" (1993) ~ ` ` John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) is introduced to an Orgasmatron-like device by, Lt. Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock), in the 1993 movie, "Demolition Man".
The device is in widespread use in the film's future world, since actual sex ("fluid exchange") has been deemed unsafe, and becomes both illegal and socially Tᴀʙᴏᴏ. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* "Orgazmo" (1997) ~ ` ` "Orgazmo" is a 1997 comedy film written by, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the animated series, "South Park", and directed by Parker. ♥ In the eponymous movie-within-the-movie, a superhero named, 'Orgazmo' (Trey Parker), fights crime with his sidekick 'Choda Boy' (Dian Bachar) using his signature weapon, "The Orgazmorator", a device that forcefully triggers climax in those he uses it on. ♥ The Orgazmorator was built in the form of an over-sized water gun. It was operated by pointing it at a subject and firing, apparently it could even generate multiple successive orgasms in a man. Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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* Non-Fictional Orgasmatron ~ ` ` Surgically implanted devices discovered serendipitously as a potential side effect of a Spinal Cord stimulator used in Pᴀɪɴ relief, the medical "Orgasmatron" device has been judged effective by some recipients, but costs $3,000.00 and requires surgical insertion of electrodes near the Spinal Cord. ♥ Invented by, Dr. Stuart Meloy, in Winston-Salem, the device employs a function generator manufactured by, Advanced Medical Electronics Corporation (AME Corp.). ♥ It has been described as being of great potential in treating Sexual Dysfunction in women. ♥ The device and its inventor were featured in the first episode of the seventh season of the Showtime show, "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" Bᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Facebook ɪs: Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀʏ · | ||
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