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| yummyKookie11 | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:36 | |
Forum Apprentice United Kingdom 487 Posts | Yeah yeah.....I was told cum was a cure all, sore throats, the lot.....and that the first P of the day was the best one for skin problems. Mind you thats coming from me, someone who was giving birth to their third child before a midwife kindly pointed out "panting like a dog, through a contraction, did not mean you have to sit up and stick your tongue out"...He had a good giggle. (yes thats a true story!) | |
| lulubel | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:45 | |
colloqui troppo New Zealand 2,476 Posts | Works for me! Many have asked the secret to my youthful complexion. I of course also believe that semen, taken orally at least once a day, contributes to the female ability to have multiple orgasms. I read it on the internet so it must be true. "I see dumb people. They are everywhere. Some of them dont even know they are dumb" | |
| wee_one2 | Posted: 2005-08-02 13:14 | |
Forum Maniac United States 2,341 Posts | male cum is great for the skin -- "Before You judge me, take a look at You" wee one2. " my ass-flog it, whip it, spank it and fuck it. it wants it ALL.does that make my ass an attention slut??? "slippery when wet-her mind slips when her pussy is wet" OMAB. 'it's better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you're not" *men are on the planet because vibrators can't buy drinks* | |
| lilmissfirearms | Posted: 2005-08-02 13:41 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 197 Posts | This money shot beauty tip is brought to you by the kinkest kinkester around. All void prohibited. If you are to comsume said product and encounter increased acne, you will not be reimbursed. The kinkest kinkesters are not responsible for loss of limbs such as an eye if you are given a 'superman at lighting speed' money shot or comsume too much of your 'money shot' in one sitting. If you encounter any rash or irratiblity, the kinkest kinkesters advise you to contact a doctor as soon as you scubby ass can for it is due to the lack of showering and not the 'money shot'. The 'money shot' is a copied trade mark of F'd up, Bent Over and is not to be copied under any circumatances. Violation of this will result in prosecution and loss of rights such as lubication and safety words. Kinkest Kinkesters remind you to drink responsibly and not drink and drive. Copyright Dawn of Time. -- The force that holds me God help me your soul surrounds me | |
| LordBlaze | Posted: 2005-08-02 14:32 | |
Forum Regular United States 742 Posts | Cum just so many good uses, heres another. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarter by 77%. Anybody need help with their smile ??? | |
| Adba | Posted: 2005-08-02 14:43 | |
| Forum Maniac United States 2,358 Posts | cum and depression http://www.albany.edu/news/releases/2002/june2002/gallupstudy0602.html http://cms.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html As for urine and complexion, there have been many an old southern lady with perfect skin who splashed pee on their face every morning. Urine therapy is also found in some native american cultures, aryveda and homeopathy. IIt makes sense... glycolic acid clears skin, AHA clears skin, lactic acid clears skin... so why wouldn't urine have an affect... now the iffy version of urine therapy is whether drinking has any effect. -- | |
| Leather-Bella | Posted: 2005-08-02 15:10 | |
| Forum Maniac 3,438 Posts | Uric acid, also otherwise known as Allantoin, Alcloxa, Aldioxa, from cows and other mammals, is frequently used in cosmetics (especially creams and lotions) and in the treatment of wounds and ulcers. Check out your night creams -- Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. | |
| BlondePiece | Posted: 2005-08-02 16:10 | |
BOOKMARKED! Canada 1,611 Posts | You fell for that one too, huh? -- | |
| fxitcatjy | Posted: 2005-08-02 17:01 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 235 Posts | littlemissbliss: have you come across any bdsm remedies of your own? A former girlfriend insisted that sucking me cured her headaches. It was the activity, though, not the cum, that made her feel better. I was always *extremely* happy to help out, of course. | |
| Cobra_99_95667 | Posted: 2005-08-02 18:03 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 426 Posts | littlemissbliss: new medical breakthroughs have revealed that when the exfoliating power of uric acid on the face is combined with 5 to 10 ml doses of male cum 2 to 3 times per day, significant facial healing, reduced acne, and healthier skin ensues. have you come across any bdsm remedies of your own? Male cum cures just about famn ducking everything. Including (but not limited to); venereal diseases, fever, lesions, tuberculosis, cancer, cholera, chronic pain, displaced disks, pidgeon toedness, female pattern baldness (if rubbed massaged into the scalp), neuralgia, epilepsy, rashes, scarlet fever, genital warts, necrosis, mercurial eruptions, paralysis, nail fungus, infertility, fridgeness, enhances small breasts and thin lips, hip diseases, abscesses, dry eyes, constipation, leaking implants, ear infections, thrumbosis, elephantitis, bladder infections, incontinence, sinus congestions (ever get a runny nose while giving a blowjob?), female complaints and lastly, chronic dry mouth Overall, I'd say it's pretty damn theraputic, wouldn't you agree? Edited by - Cobra_99_95667 on 2005-08-02 18:10:17 | |
| Sunflower_lady | Posted: 2005-08-02 18:31 | |
| Forum Regular 690 Posts | Briancrow: I'm ready to start prescibing if anyone is ready.. free samples available So where do I sign up? | |
| servile_cunt | Posted: 2005-08-02 19:10 | |
| anal whore 6,934 Posts | like you're supposed to use it for health benefits! -- I'm no victim. I'm a broken woman. | |
| Cobra_99_95667 | Posted: 2005-08-02 19:27 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 426 Posts | servile_cunt: like you're supposed to use it for health benefits! Damn straight, see my post above. | |
| blestec_zaloigra | Posted: 2005-08-02 19:33 | |
Forum Regular United States 530 Posts | *book mark* for it's craziness or the educational linkage, i am not yet sure... dress me up in diamonds, dress me up in dirt you make me wanna la la, i like it better when it hurts beatmefuckmerapemeloveme | |
| Tymbrimi | Posted: 2005-08-02 19:33 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,496 Posts | Cobra_99_95667: servile_cunt: like you're supposed to use it for health benefits! Damn straight, see my post above. How long have you been using it to cure your ills? -- Flame-throwers. Machine-gun fire. Torpedoes. Panic. Don't try to figure us out, we're bipolar. Just hope that we get distracted by a fire truck and don't notice your country. - Livestock, on Something Awful. | |
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