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out_of_boundsPosted: 2004-05-24 20:10
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Canada
114 Posts		Ohhhh nooooo. Another one that is just far too funny. Of course Shifty, you could always do the loving son but and help her to sell some.. It looks like you have a bus load of friends on the way _big
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kate_ukPosted: 2004-05-24 23:48
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United Kingdom
777 Posts		She sounds PERFECT.....
I aim to reach her heights although my eldest son at 15
would think perhaps im already there <snigger>

Could she be my Mentor purleeseeeeeeeeee

Kindest Regards to Your wonderful Mother

kate _evil

Edited by - kate_uk on 2004-05-24 23:49:15

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sweetbabybratPosted: 2004-05-24 23:54
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United States
1,655 Posts		wow...thats all i have to say..wow
budsum...i think im gonna make that me and Masters new code word around my mother hehe
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angel hugs`n`kitty kisses muah!

all you people look at me like im a little girl..did'ja ever think it would be ok for me to step into this world-brittany spears lerics((cant spell))

*#*#WARNING*#*# i cant spell..and i do use "u "ur" and all those lil abreviation thingies..sue me:P

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Pick_MePosted: 2004-05-25 02:37
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Switzerland
1,636 Posts		now that your dis-owning her, can she adopt me too!?!? - i mean,now she's got the postion open.

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And that's the way the kooki crumbles!!!

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lynePosted: 2004-05-25 06:22
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2,960 Posts		LOL

What a GREAT mom, Shifty! Thanks for sharing.

Budsum was the funniest thing I've read in a long time

lyne
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Etre torchon. Ne pas se mélanger avec les serviettes. -- Jean Cocteau

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SpecialOne_GBPosted: 2004-05-25 06:38
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578 Posts
dizzylizzy:
OK Who else has a crush on Shifty now (in a non-stalkerish way, of course)

I am definitely up for the field trip. Bedsum!


HAHA! Ditto!!!!!

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ShiftyPosted: 2004-05-25 13:16
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474 Posts		Um.

If me having a pervert mother- or more precisely, "talking" about my pervert mother makes a person have a crush on me, I will truly blow my brains out. I coulda been talkin' about "mom" for years! To think, all this time wasted on wonderful pick up lines like "Hey, is that loaded gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" for nothing.

(More tales-of-mother coming later this evening.)

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ubrut_4Posted: 2004-05-25 13:50
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8,023 Posts		I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!!!
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Don't make me get my flying monkeys

How many frogs and easter bunnies do I have to fuck before I get it right????

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AlcemegPosted: 2004-05-25 14:12
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4,579 Posts		Great story, and very well told _big

But I see that "head shop" means something quite different in the States wo what it does in the UK .... http://www.the-head-shop.co.uk/
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Pussylash's big sister and confidante
Growing old disgracefully

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sazmiraPosted: 2004-05-25 15:08
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6,368 Posts		I wanna go on the field trip! Shifty's mom sounds GREAT!!
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movingon2008Posted: 2004-05-25 15:54
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3,374 Posts		count me in on the field trip!!! Shifty you will really hate us after we add to your mother's coruption!


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Lionesque won't let me fish peanuts out of her shirt!
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rhonda45Posted: 2004-05-25 16:28
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United States
218 Posts		*laughsssssssssssssssss*
ha ha now your mother knows you're into M & Ms as my mother calls it~!
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sweetness_boundPosted: 2004-05-25 16:37
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pwincess:
Field Trip

Dear B.com members,

We are taking a field trip to go to Shifty's mom's shop. Please bring your permission slips (if you are a sub) or write one yourself (for switches and doms) and we will board the bus at 10am. Remember to hold onto your buddy's hand. We don't want anyone getting lost in the whack-off booths like last year.
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Not much of a story. Another moronic forumite, this one of epic proportions. ~~jezzie

I am a slut, full of frothy girl goo which needs physical and intellectual stimulation. Yay me!


i LOVE field trips!!! Do i have to have a buddy.... last time i had one, we ended up getting lost together instead of seperately.. well wait ... that was kinda fun...
Ok who wants to be my buddy!!??
*giggle*
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To be a friend at His side,... a lover in His arms, ... a child at His feet, and a zealot in His service... ever faithful, ever loving, ever in awe of the bond between us.

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FelineFemmePosted: 2004-05-25 16:45
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United States
6,185 Posts		*laughing so hard her throat hurts* LOL! _big
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~Kytten~

"The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) /

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FelineFemmePosted: 2004-05-25 16:46
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United States
6,185 Posts
pwincess:
Field Trip

Dear B.com members,

We are taking a field trip to go to Shifty's mom's shop. Please bring your permission slips (if you are a sub) or write one yourself (for switches and doms) and we will board the bus at 10am. Remember to hold onto your buddy's hand. We don't want anyone getting lost in the whack-off booths like last year.
--
http://geocities.com/jgirv_8745/OEF_Memorial

Not much of a story. Another moronic forumite, this one of epic proportions. ~~jezzie

I am a slut, full of frothy girl goo which needs physical and intellectual stimulation. Yay me!


LOL! hehe
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~Kytten~

"The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) /

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