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| dancerkt | Posted: 2004-05-25 15:51 | |
Dirty Little Princess United States 2,440 Posts | Holy crap that's funny! You can't make UP stuff this good! ~still laughing~ Thanks for sharing the laughter, Shifty! -- Katt "To be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein | |
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| todtstoy | Posted: 2004-05-25 15:52 | |
| Forum Apprentice 411 Posts | Oh my.. I can hardly see for the tears. That was just too fuckin funny. Sounds just like my Aunt. (mom died when I was 7) I am printing this out for her to read. *giggle* I'll just mail it to her so I don't have to HEAR her. Thank you so much for the laugh. Good luck and keep us posted.
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| New_Beginning | Posted: 2004-05-25 15:56 | |
| Forum Slut United States 1,255 Posts | I needed that! BTW, I didn't know I had another brother. -- Pompous Asshole with a God Complex and anal fixation Duty, Honor, Country "Ares, God of War, be praised! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!" Insanity: Doing the same thing, the same way, expecting different results. A proud member of I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. {Irresistibly, Nefarious, Freeloading, Actively, Masturbating, Online Users) | |
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| Sleeper | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:05 | |
Forum Newbie Australia 87 Posts | dude.... what the heck kinda store does your mom work in? *this* kinda stuff is why i no longer talk to my mom, nor does she have any way of contacting me directly | |
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| BG | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:10 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 149 Posts | ROFLMAO OMG!!! That is way to funny!! Good luck talking to mom! | |
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| anna_angel_too | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:15 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,790 Posts | Note to self: Never drink anything when reading something from a guy named "Shifty" ... too freaking funny. I should have my publisher read this! Brilliant! -- in peace and love, anna 'It doesnt matter how we got to this point. It only matters that we find someone as sick as we are who really truly loves us this way' simply_carol's vanilla, soccer mom, headshrinker friend I want to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. We're a community that faces criticism from the outer world, why hack away at each other here, our safe place,a place that celebrates our lifestyle? (Sif) | |
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| plushsafe69 | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:16 | |
Desperate HomeGirl United States 2,223 Posts | Maybe i'm in the Twilight Zone -- | |
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| Rope_Guru | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:23 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 118 Posts | No one can hide anything from a female, even if it's not there in the first place. | |
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| Zeenah | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:28 | |
Forum Slut Canada 1,309 Posts | Sounds like child abuse to me! Change your phone no and send her a letter saying you're very sorry but that you can't take this nonsense any longer. Send her one letter a week telling her you're ok but wait at least 3-4 months before you give her your new no. If possible give your no to another relative in case of a family emergency. If this doesn't help tell her you'll do it again... X P | |
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| Tyr_Anasazi | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:30 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 199 Posts | OMFG ROFL this is the first post I read to My slave on the phone we both had a good laugh... -- With great power comes great responsibility, and none greater than that of a Master to his slave. With all his power over her, he must have equal responsibility to her, or else he is but a hollow mockery of a Master http://bondage.com/u/1402887/user.html | |
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| slave_cipollina | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:31 | |
| Forum Regular United States 652 Posts | all you really need to worry about is that she does not ask you for a demo. -- If Bush isn't exactly the moron he sounds, his synaptic misfirings offer a plausible proxy for the idiocy of his presidency. www.bushorchimp.com | |
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| TypeA_Sub | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:32 | |
Face Fiend Canada 17,586 Posts | Ohh I hope she phones you EVERY day. I'm enjoying this SO much. Sorry bout yer luck, but nothing fictional could be this fun. | |
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| kiitah | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:32 | |
Butt Monkey Extraordinaire 2,291 Posts | I second the question, where the hell does your mom work?! -- I love the way you look at me; I love the way you spank my ass, I love the dirty things you do, I have control of you.... (Puddle of Mudd lyrics) | |
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| Katt_the_Bratt | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:33 | |
| Forum Maniac 3,819 Posts | Can I share this with my friends? BTW, last time I checked I was an only child. When the hell did I end up with you and Just_A_Soldier as brothers? | |
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| jaden | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:41 | |
| Buxom Liberal Slut United States 1,787 Posts | Want some grapes? -- jaden i found Jesus..... he was in my trunk when i got back from Tijuana. | |
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