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| TypeA_Sub | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:05 | |
Face Fiend Canada 17,586 Posts | You realize you must now speak to your mother every day to keep us amused? If she doesn't call you, then you'd best be calling her or your inbox will fill up telling you what a terrible son you are for neglecting your Momma! | |
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| Incorporeal | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:13 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 129 Posts | seriously, best poster ever. more more more. | |
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| etherealone | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:18 | |
Forum Regular Canada 798 Posts | if those swings are still on sale, could you get your mum to put one aside for me? -- rhiannon rings like a bell throught the night and wouldn't you love to love her? takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover? she is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness, she rules her life like a fine skylark and when the sky is starless....all your life you've never seen a woman taken by the wind. would you stay if she promised you heaven, will you ever win?".....not with this rhiannon. | |
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| repentantSlut | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:22 | |
| Slut For Rent United States 2,717 Posts | There are some things better left unsaid. These are not those things. Share whenever you feel like it. You have a captive audience in me. MSS "Her kisses left something to be desired...the rest of her" Anonymous | |
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| SPs_eroticaone | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:22 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,073 Posts | I'd like a swing too please.  Coming out your way mid-July. Injoy ~ e-1 Leave others to their otherness and take care of yourself. Don't try to teach pigs to sing. You'll only frustrate yourself and irritate the pig. If you don't create your pain consciously you'll create it unconsciously. Edited by - SPs_eroticaone on 2004-05-26 17:20:56 | |
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| krikket | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:23 | |
| Forum Regular United States 939 Posts | i always like hearing stories about moms and their sons who are close - lol!! i think you should give my sons lessons <grin>.. and your mom's job sounds a whole lot better than mine. Are they doing any hiring at the store?? LOL thanks for the giggles.. cheers, Supersadomasochisticsexbesodelicious | |
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| sweet_pet_77 | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:25 | |
Natural Born SmartAss United States 4,342 Posts | These are great My mom is to non confronmtational for that much better that way since she wont ask direct you can play dumb and avoid  ~ Me"Imperfection is beautiful" "No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness." ~ Anais Nin | |
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| little_harlott | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:27 | |
| Forum Slut United States 1,084 Posts | TypeA_Sub: You realize you must now speak to your mother every day to keep us amused? If she doesn't call you, then you'd best be calling her or your inbox will fill up telling you what a terrible son you are for neglecting your Momma! YEAH!!! What she said!! LMAO!! | |
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| MschEveous_One | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:28 | |
| Forum Apprentice Canada 136 Posts | Great read.. or should I say laugh... I love doing that to my mom too.. damn wish she had a good job like that.. then I could really be a bratty daughter.. Ring ring.. you have a call on line 2 Mr. Shifty...lol | |
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| angelucapet | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:28 | |
Forum Initiate United States 27 Posts | LMFAO!!! That was hysterical! Thanks for posting that! | |
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| FelineFemme | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:29 | |
AKA kytten  United States 6,185 Posts | I think you should send her over some sexy muscle bound man and a few of the things she sells at her store, that way maybe she wont have as many questions? lol-- ~Kytten~ "The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) / | |
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| DiAnnie | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:38 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,956 Posts | When your mother begins to give you movie reviews I can imagine her smoking a cig and saying, "OH my gawd, you just can't imagine what that girl was doing with those 2 men. I almost had to close my eyes."
The only trip your on is between your ears! | |
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| KittiKat | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:41 | |
Forum Regular United States 587 Posts | Thanks for the terrific chuckle. Your Mom, bless her soul, sounds pretty cool! What the heck is she doing working in a porn store?? Kit | |
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| Loving`Master | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:41 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 407 Posts | You are going to fall in love with your secretary have 8 rug rats - and guess who is coming over to baby sit - and who is going to be your poor wife's Mother-In-Law? | |
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| AncillaTilia | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:46 | |
Forum Newbie Netherlands 66 Posts | You should write a book; "Adventures with Mommy" or sumtin heheheh Or a sitcom!!!!-- | |
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