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| gemo | Posted: 2004-06-18 17:46 | |
Forum Regular United States 722 Posts | Dang Shifty! Is that what your Mom must resort to for you to call her? (noticing how many times he picked up the phone after she hung up) Call you mother Shifty, invite her out for a good lunch...and talk face to face. She is desperately seeking your attention. I will leave now. Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive,
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| Katt_the_Bratt | Posted: 2004-06-18 17:49 | |
| Forum Maniac 3,819 Posts | Shifty, I'm almost tempted to marry you just so I could have your mom as my mother-in-law. MUHAHAHAHA -- Katt - Not only can I fit both feet in my mouth, I can do this while keeping my head up my ass. Winner of the Tongue in Cheek Humor Award for 2003 from control101010 Proud memeber and President of the Shifty's Mom fan club Lo! Who is that, prowling on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Katt, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She howls vengefully: "For the love of carnage and discord, I shall traumatize the entire planet!" | |
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| MischievousFaerie | Posted: 2004-06-18 17:55 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 134 Posts | I love these threads. LOL...they are awesome. | |
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| LdyEhlana | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:04 | |
dark side of the moon Moderator  United States 1,052 Posts | Egads Shifty! I really need to meet up with your Mom, I just know she and I would become great friends! I have the same problem with my daughter as she has with you....I try and try to talk with my daughter about these things and for some darned reason, she doesnt want to know about it! Now just a year ago, I had my nipples pierced and when she visited me at Christmas time, I asked her if she wanted to see them. Know her answer? Hell no Mom, I dont want to see your "ewwwwww....private parts"!!!! What is with you kids of ours? You know, we are living breathing folks too and just because we gave birth to you doesnt mean we are "saintly" or some silly thing you have in your heads! Sheesh! Go Mom! Spank that naughty foul-mouthed boy of yours!
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| ladyisis | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:08 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,078 Posts | ROFLMAO.....These get better and better. Your Mom is becoming quite the Domme. | |
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| tiemebeatmeuseme | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:13 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 242 Posts | Okay, I don't get to read ALL of Shifty's threads, but do enjoy them when I stumble across them, immensely! Also, as both a child and mother, am glad she's finally gotten the point that maybe she shouldn't be quite so open with her son! I still have nightmares about finding MASKS in my parents room as I was helping them move..., Am now going to curl up in a corner somewhere.., | |
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| -Mouth- | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:13 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,511 Posts | Shifty you beautiful freak... and you wonder why I stalk you? *bats adoring eyes* porce | |
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| silk_passion | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:29 | |
Tool Babe & Chocolate Slut United States 3,504 Posts | i just want to know...is it really like this? 'cause if it is, i gotta meet this lady, too funny for words!!!! -- just a spiritual being having a physical experience Chocolate is a miracle drug | |
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| krikket | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:30 | |
| Forum Regular United States 939 Posts | i think most kids are masochists and their moms sadist - at least according to my kids..lol too funny..thanks for the continue saga..... Eucerulea: Shifty, I think you are really a masochist. Now your mom, she's the real sadist. -- ~the soul would have no rainbows if the eyes had no tears~ Supersadomasochisticsexbesodelicious | |
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| pantherchild | Posted: 2004-06-18 18:44 | |
Mass Distraction United States 6,735 Posts | shifty? can we trade moms? -- ~formerly pantherkitten~ don't make no sense lighting candles, there's too much moonlight in our eyes. ~aerosmith, "blind man" The One and Only Kittydoll. any further questions, consult OMEGA_WEREWOLF. | |
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| fungirlau68 | Posted: 2004-06-18 19:14 | |
| Forum Initiate Australia 49 Posts | Pmsl Shifty, from your aussie fan...... When Sir and i come over to the States to visit, you and your mum will be the first i'd love to meet... And i promise i won't poke you in the eye, but i might make up some budsum stories for your mum. <weg> I had visions of your brown stain being on the back of your pants, until i read the whole post....whewwwwwww lucky it was on the front, on the back, welllll the mocking from co-workers could have been a lot worse.....  LHMs_fungirl | |
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| wild_tigress27 | Posted: 2004-06-18 19:29 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,223 Posts | Shifty, i agree its time for a care package for Mom .... time to pay a visit to the D/s Toychest and get her some toys .... i'd be willing to go along for sizing purposes .... make sure the flogger feels comfy in a smaller hand etc .... thanks for sharing again hon. -- Kat >^..^< ~~Daddy's kitten~~ http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/739099 "I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." (Robert Frost) "Not all who wander are lost." (JRR Tolkein) | |
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| MschEveous_One | Posted: 2004-06-18 19:44 | |
| Forum Apprentice Canada 136 Posts | The hi light of my week... reading Shifty and Mom.... ty... | |
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| annieathena | Posted: 2004-06-18 19:53 | |
Forum Newbie United States 54 Posts | I bet a blowpop that Mom winds up being a better Dom than our old pal Shifty. Any takers? -- SHIFTY - CALL YOUR MUM!! I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good! Cute and stupid beats Darwin every time. | |
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| repentantSlut | Posted: 2004-06-18 19:58 | |
| Slut For Rent United States 2,717 Posts | Oh my God! I was drinking and reading Shifty's post! BAD IDEA. I will now excuse myself to clean my monitor and keyboard... | |
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