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_laura_	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:40
Sunrise Sweetheart United States 2,058 Posts	laughs out loud Priceless...Absolutely Priceless. Thanks for sharing.. tessa -- 'I am not infantile, You StinkyButt Poophead!!' 'You've got to dance like no one is watching, And love like it's never going to hurt'

newflowers	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:46
Forum Apprentice United States 112 Posts	OMG- your mother is incredible.

sweetness_bound	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:47
Forum Apprentice United States 361 Posts	Shifty.. i know i am late to chime in but .... i just LOVE these mother posts... i know i know.. maybe i am a closet sadist afterall... but... this is great stuff! The best part of it is, unless it really happened no one could write it.. it is far too funny, mesmerizing...interesting for anyone to actually think of without it haviong happened... Honest.. every time i read these posts, you lift my spirits. And sometimes i really need it. thank you -- To be a friend at His side,... a lover in His arms, ... a child at His feet, and a zealot in His service... ever faithful, ever loving, ever in awe of the bond between us.

Aesexual	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:51
UberPixieofD00m - unknown - 4,868 Posts	I sooooo can't wait to be that evil. -- "Oh my god, nasty!" - Antonio, The Fashionistas

sub_title	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:53
Forum Maniac United States 3,018 Posts	laughing This is wonderful. i know that everyone is talking about your mom, and yes - she is cool....but think your secretary is neato, too. grins Thanks for sharing. -- @}-`-- “Everything you want in life has a price connected to it. There's a price to pay if you want to make things better, a price to pay just for leaving things as they are, a price for everything.” Harry Browne

movingon2008	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:55
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts	OK, we already know that your mom is going to adopt me....I have decided this and therefore it shall be so. But...can I have your secretary too? By the way give that poor woman a raise (in her paycheck that is). bel -- "I don't do it for the money, cuz there are bills I can't pay. I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway....Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bare that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free" -- From American Soldier Knowing what is right is the easy thing: Doing what is right is the hard part-- My husband, Sir Carl Shifty call your mom!

web_tart	Posted: 2004-06-24 19:57
Angelic_Tart United States 9,848 Posts	bel: OK, we already know that your mom is going to adopt me....I have decided this and therefore it shall be so. But...can I have your secretary too? By the way give that poor woman a raise (in her paycheck that is). bel -- DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! Its supposed to be US that gets adopted!!!!!!!!!!! and why can't we both be his secretaries??????? it could be fun... -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bondage Amazon Subs Head Tart in charge of Recruitment Toss THAT little nugget in the fire, and watch her head explode!!! It's all a test~~~PoDB Shifty - - - call your MOM

movingon2008	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:02
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts	I don't want to be a secretary, my typing sucks, I make lousy coffee and I sure as heck aint doing any of it with a spreader bar. Now as for Vanessa, I want her!!! Shifty is Vanessa hot??? -- "I don't do it for the money, cuz there are bills I can't pay. I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway....Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bare that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free" -- From American Soldier Knowing what is right is the easy thing: Doing what is right is the hard part-- My husband, Sir Carl Shifty call your mom!

chasteguy	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:07
Forum Maniac United States 2,562 Posts	Oh shifty, I love it when your Mom calls... I gotta say though, I'm kinda gettin' the hots for her! -- "Tell Mr. Man with impossible plans to just leave me alone; In the place where I make no mistakes; In the place where I have what it takes..." It's a lyric... Can you name the singer?

erottasub	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:16
Forum Apprentice United States 147 Posts	Shifty, shakes head Thank you, it is so nice not to be alone... -erotta -- The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. -Oscar Wilde There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. -Washington Irving Happily Owned & Certified: http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/906811

wild_tigress27	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:27
Forum Slut United States 1,223 Posts	Hey Shifty, if ya can Vanessa, give me a call. I'm looking for a full-time job and i'm not that far away .... thanks for putting a smile on my face yet again hon. -- Kat >^..^< ~~Daddy's kitten~~ http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/739099 "I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." (Robert Frost) "Not all who wander are lost." (JRR Tolkein)

Zvengali	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:32
Forum Regular United States 903 Posts	Shifty..........Its time you packed your Hotwheels and ran away and join the Circus....it not gonna get any better, I dare say.. Zvengali -- .................................................................................................................................................. "Be careful when casting out the devil within you...you may be casting out the best within you..."

Freakaleak984	Posted: 2004-06-24 20:55
Forum Regular United States 682 Posts	sounds like me and my mom.. goes a little like: me: mom?! mom: .... me: mom... mom: IM ORGASAMING! me: im going to throw up mom: i hate you! me: i hate you so much more. -.-; cheers..your moms a hoot. -- Im not a perfect person As many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things to you And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know Ive found a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new and the reason is you Im sorry that I hurt you Its something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who catches all your tears Thats why i need you to hear

his_succulent	Posted: 2004-06-24 21:06
Forum Apprentice United States 356 Posts	omg rolling on the floor laughing I just love it, I wish I had some popcorn psykocloud

nina_de_la_diosa	Posted: 2004-06-24 21:10
Forum Slut Canada 1,429 Posts	<grin>...I want Momme to teach me the prostate milking thing... Thanks for another wonderfully funny post, Shifty...y'know, my monitor's never been so clean as it has since you've started sharing your Momme with us... Vixen

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_laura_

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:40

Sunrise Sweetheart

United States
2,058 Posts

laughs out loud

Priceless...Absolutely Priceless.

Thanks for sharing..

tessa
--
'I am not infantile, You StinkyButt Poophead!!'

'You've got to dance like no one is watching, And love like it's never going to hurt'

newflowers

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:46

Forum Apprentice

United States
112 Posts

OMG- your mother is incredible.

sweetness_bound

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:47

Forum Apprentice

United States
361 Posts

Shifty..
i know i am late to chime in but
.... i just LOVE these mother posts... i know i know.. maybe i am a closet sadist afterall... but... this is great stuff! The best part of it is, unless it really happened no one could write it.. it is far too funny, mesmerizing...interesting for anyone to actually think of without it haviong happened...
Honest.. every time i read these posts, you lift my spirits. And sometimes i really need it.
thank you
--
To be a friend at His side,... a lover in His arms, ... a child at His feet, and a zealot in His service... ever faithful, ever loving, ever in awe of the bond between us.

Aesexual

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:51

UberPixieofD00m

- unknown -
4,868 Posts

I sooooo can't wait to be that evil.
--
"Oh my god, nasty!" - Antonio, The Fashionistas

sub_title

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:53

Forum Maniac

United States
3,018 Posts

*laughing* This is wonderful. i know that everyone is talking about your mom, and yes - she is cool....but think your secretary is neato, too.

*grins*

Thanks for sharing.
--
@}-`-- “Everything you want in life has a price connected to it. There's a price to pay if you want to make things better, a price to pay just for leaving things as they are, a price for everything.” Harry Browne

movingon2008

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:55

Forum Maniac

United States
3,374 Posts

OK, we already know that your mom is going to adopt me....I have decided this and therefore it shall be so. But...can I have your secretary too? By the way give that poor woman a raise (in her paycheck that is).

bel

--
"I don't do it for the money, cuz there are bills I can't pay. I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway....Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bare that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free" -- From American Soldier
Knowing what is right is the easy thing: Doing what is right is the hard part-- My husband, Sir Carl
Shifty call your mom!

web_tart

Posted: 2004-06-24 19:57

Angelic_Tart

United States
9,848 Posts

bel:
OK, we already know that your mom is going to adopt me....I have decided this and therefore it shall be so. But...can I have your secretary too? By the way give that poor woman a raise (in her paycheck that is).

bel

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! Its supposed to be US that gets adopted!!!!!!!!!!!

and why can't we both be his secretaries??????? it could be fun...
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bondage Amazon Subs
Head Tart in charge of Recruitment

Toss THAT little nugget in the fire, and watch her head explode!!!

It's all a test~~~PoDB

Shifty - - - call your MOM

movingon2008

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:02

Forum Maniac

United States
3,374 Posts

I don't want to be a secretary, my typing sucks, I make lousy coffee and I sure as heck aint doing any of it with a spreader bar.
Now as for Vanessa, I want her!!! Shifty is Vanessa hot???

chasteguy

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:07

Forum Maniac

United States
2,562 Posts

Oh shifty, I love it when your Mom calls... I gotta say though, I'm kinda gettin' the hots for her!
--
"Tell Mr. Man with impossible plans to just leave me alone; In the place where I make no mistakes; In the place where I have what it takes..."

It's a lyric... Can you name the singer?

erottasub

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:16

Forum Apprentice

United States
147 Posts

Shifty,

*shakes head* Thank you, it is so nice not to be alone...

-erotta
--
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. -Oscar Wilde
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. -Washington Irving

Happily Owned & Certified: http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/906811

wild_tigress27

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:27

Forum Slut

United States
1,223 Posts

Hey Shifty, if ya can Vanessa, give me a call. I'm looking for a full-time job and i'm not that far away .... thanks for putting a smile on my face yet again hon.

--
Kat >^..^< ~~Daddy's kitten~~

http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/739099

"I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." (Robert Frost) "Not all who wander are lost." (JRR Tolkein)

Zvengali

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:32

Forum Regular

United States
903 Posts

Shifty..........Its time you packed your Hotwheels and ran away and join the Circus....it not gonna get any better, I dare say..

Zvengali
--
..................................................................................................................................................

"Be careful when casting out the devil within you...you may be casting out the best within you..."

Freakaleak984

Posted: 2004-06-24 20:55

Forum Regular

United States
682 Posts

sounds like me and my mom..

goes a little like:

me: mom?!
mom: ....
me: mom...
mom: IM ORGASAMING!
me: im going to throw up
mom: i hate you!
me: i hate you so much more. -.-;

cheers..your moms a hoot.
--
Im not a perfect person
As many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know Ive found a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new and the reason is you Im sorry that I hurt you Its something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who catches all your tears Thats why i need you to hear

his_succulent

Posted: 2004-06-24 21:06

Forum Apprentice

United States
356 Posts

omg *rolling on the floor laughing* I just love it, I wish I had some popcorn

psykocloud

nina_de_la_diosa

Posted: 2004-06-24 21:10

Forum Slut

Canada
1,429 Posts

<grin>...I want Momme to teach me the prostate milking thing...

Thanks for another wonderfully funny post, Shifty...y'know, my monitor's never been so clean as it has since you've started sharing your Momme with us...

Vixen

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