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| oasis_909 | Posted: 2004-05-25 16:52 | |
Forum Regular Canada 710 Posts | Budsum and Mothers...OMFG LOL!!!! You just gotta love them. Too funny....thanks Shifty I needed that.
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| WhiteWolfs_beauty | Posted: 2004-05-25 18:35 | |
Serial Giggler United States 4,933 Posts | FelineFemme: pwincess: Dear B.com members, We are taking a field trip to go to Shifty's mom's shop. Please bring your permission slips (if you are a sub) or write one yourself (for switches and doms) and we will board the bus at 10am. Remember to hold onto your buddy's hand. We don't want anyone getting lost in the whack-off booths like last year. I am a slut, full of frothy girl goo which needs physical and intellectual stimulation. Yay me! LOL! hehe ~Kytten~ "The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) /
Makes me miss my own Mama. Master | |
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| sabine2 | Posted: 2004-05-25 18:46 | |
Forum Slut 1,124 Posts | Shifty... Yes your mother is great, and so are you for sharing her with all of us. Think if she works on commision she could be making major money after the feildtrip!!! ( i have to ask if I can go) I would love the employee discount. I personally would love to hear more mom stories. | |
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| ladyisis | Posted: 2004-05-25 18:59 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,078 Posts | ROFLMAO this is great. I can see my mother trying something like this and what my brother would do. New Mexico probably won't be habitable for several hundred years. I am glad you are tryint to be understanding and knid. | |
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| Aesexual | Posted: 2004-05-25 20:25 | |
UberPixieofD00m  - unknown - 4,868 Posts | I'm going on the field trip! I already know how to forge names on notes and how to sneak beer from high school! -- "What the fuck would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other wankers and throwing teabags around?" I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. | |
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| deceptivelyinnocent | Posted: 2004-05-25 20:32 | |
| Forum Regular United States 896 Posts | I'm waiting with great anticipation to hear your mom's take on nipple clamps. (Jeez, even _my_ mom had the good sense to simply drop them and look moritified when they fell out of my bag at her feet.) Sorry dude, you must've _really_ fucked up in a former life! | |
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| trendyredhead | Posted: 2004-05-25 20:53 | |
| Forum Initiate 24 Posts | WhiteWolfs_beauty: Shifty's Domme Mom wouldn't that be Momme? | |
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| movingon2008 | Posted: 2004-05-25 20:58 | |
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts | OK, I will admit, the idea of ball gagging MY mother (and mother in law for that matter) IS appealing. -- "I don't do it for the money, cuz there are bills I can't pay. I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway....Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bare that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free" -- From American Soldier President Extraordinaire of the Female HNG Club Lionesque won't let me fish peanuts out of her shirt! Amazon Bondage Sub--Head Advisor | |
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| Diva | Posted: 2004-05-27 05:48 | |
Fucked flat UberBabe United States 6,734 Posts | Shifty: ...good grief. Just like women, go ahead. Take her side. I hate you all. No, honest! I'm hereby putting myself up for adoption. - It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
I am just happy to wake up to this you wicked Man! Dom. you know. I want the field trip and the T-shirt.
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| Adba | Posted: 2004-05-27 10:18 | |
| Forum Maniac United States 2,358 Posts | Skips into shifty's mom's shop after getting lost from the rest of the group... "mam, I need help, my er.... daddy wants me to get new toys... but I just don't know what to get...ooooh, What is that"? points to extra large enema nozzle, with a most innocent look and snickers as te nice woman runs off to make a phone call -- http://www.geocities.com/theslavewithin/ Disclaimer: I can't spell I'm too little Edited by - jeunesse on 2004-05-27 10:16:49 | |
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| Moondaughter | Posted: 2004-05-28 07:10 | |
Luscious Wench United States 4,806 Posts | OK, adopting DDiva as we speak - if you haven't heard her voice, you haven't lived. Gorgeous from the inside out the woman. -- "Darlin' - don't EVER take a Southern woman for granted!" "I knew I had the RIGHT to remain silent - I just didn't have - sip - the ABILITY!"~~by comedian Ron "Tater" White~~me and my girls _delilah and kittymulwray and avixenwitch being High  Priestesses of the glorious Tater's Pussy PosseSometimes I sits and thinks - and sometimes I just sits~~ | |
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| lilcuteone | Posted: 2005-01-17 12:03 | |
| Forum Initiate United States 7 Posts | i think i might just start saying budsum over and over again now. hehee, sorry we find so much humor in your terror. -- ~laurel Don't dream it, be it. | |
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| Untamed_Tygress | Posted: 2005-01-17 14:59 | |
| Forum Slut 1,287 Posts | hahahahaha! that part about the anal beads was too funny. | |
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| MasterR100 | Posted: 2005-01-17 16:00 | |
Forum Apprentice United Kingdom 201 Posts | After seperation early this year ,then telling daughter of my multiple g-friends b4 christmas,i said "it does not fall off when you get to 50 you know ". A shocked reaction , embarasment and the words "too much imformation DAD " Its a good job she dont know about bond then -- In subspace no one can hear you scream | |
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| lashes235 | Posted: 2005-01-17 16:03 | |
| bootylicious and then some United States 9,163 Posts | I miss Shifty's posts about his relationship with his mother.  --
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