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brazen_Posted: 2004-06-04 20:54
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Shifty- keep it coming.. the saga of your Mom's learning is wonderful, even if it does often send you towards the deep end.. she is one in a million, so enjoy it
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Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves. ~Walter Anderson

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little_harlottPosted: 2004-06-04 20:58
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Shifty:
To all the rest O you's: Ah shut it! Obviously you don't feel my pain at this moment!

Does that come with an eyepoke? (Or, does that cost extra?)

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AranaPosted: 2004-06-04 21:00
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LOL..

Shifty....Look at it this way, It is just another thing that the two of you have in common now. Enjoy it..Expecailly if she goes pro..More heirtance for you to spend on the shrink bills.

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kiitahPosted: 2004-06-04 21:57
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Awww, you love being the rotten kid
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C-RayPosted: 2004-06-04 23:01
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Shifty:
Tenderlycruel1 - Grabbin' the bottle and cryin' like a bish I love you man! We men have to stick together!

To all the rest O you's: Ah shut it! Obviously you don't feel my pain at this moment!


Uhhh... If there's anything left in that bottle... ?

Great stuff. Part of me hopes it's all true. Part of me is afraid it is.
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I finally stopped this by doing the same to them, at funerals.

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neko_yukiPosted: 2004-06-04 23:36
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thankyou for that.. I really did need a laugh tonight. *weak laugh*...
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MasterMarcusPosted: 2004-06-05 00:03
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Shifty’s Birthday Gift List for Mom:

Ping Pong Paddle, set of 2
“The Topping Book, Getting Good at Being Bad”
Black Leather Corset and Thigh-high Boots.

Face it, Shifty, you can’t beat her, you can only hope to contain her!!

Excellent. Thank you.

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Giving government money and power is like giving car keys and whiskey to a teenage boy. PJ O'Rourke
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"I Tend My Garden"
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aymelePosted: 2004-06-05 00:10
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I cant believe i'm addicted to a growing thread/story in the forums... keep it up, tonite i go to bed with a smile after laughing so hard. thanks!
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IronWillPosted: 2004-06-05 00:13
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Shifty's humor reminds me of Bill Cosby from back in the 1960s ...

Shifty, you have the makings of a fantastic stand-up routine here.

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loving_possessionPosted: 2004-06-05 00:30
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I assume that You are keeping all of these lovely anecdotes; they will make a grand book that i for one would keep around for a VERY long time.
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Friskee_lil_ladeePosted: 2004-06-05 00:47
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Shifty, I was feeling a bit blah until I read your post. Too funny...you're great....loved it.

Friskee aka Kitten

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CinderBurningPosted: 2004-06-05 01:34
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You know, when I read this conversation, I heard it in my mother's voice.

Very, very refreshing!

Cinder
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devoidPosted: 2004-06-05 01:35
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I feel your pain Shify. I'm a masochist._wink

But seriously now, aren't you proud of your mom? A Mom-Dom. How cool is that? (If you're the kid, not so cool).

Remeber, if it doesn't kill ya, it wasn't meant to be ingested by the suicidal anyway.
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"well, ive come to the conclusion there is a big bunch of jerks here who cant read...strange how they can write tho" -dreaming_lilith
Bush for 2004

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SereneAngelPosted: 2004-06-05 02:18
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I wanna know when she comes onto b.com.....

Brandi
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Mike_50Posted: 2004-06-05 02:48
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OK damn it!!! I'm pissed off! I logged on 3 hours ago to see who was on and caught the latest installment. (first one I had read) So of course I had to dig up all the rest and now its 2:50 in the morning and I'm needing to be up in 4 hours. LOL I havent laughed so hard in ages. Shifty treasure your mom......if mine hd any inkling at all wht I'm into she would disown me and tht's a fact. Then she would call every partner I have ever had and try to "fix" them lol. Can't wait for the next installment. And yes that's why I hotlisted you lol.

Mike
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Outside of a dog, books are man's best friend.....Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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