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| brazen_ | Posted: 2004-06-04 20:54 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,557 Posts | Shifty- keep it coming.. the saga of your Mom's learning is wonderful, even if it does often send you towards the deep end.. she is one in a million, so enjoy it -- ~brazen Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves. ~Walter Anderson | |
| little_harlott | Posted: 2004-06-04 20:58 | |
| Forum Slut United States 1,084 Posts | Shifty: To all the rest O you's: Ah shut it! Obviously you don't feel my pain at this moment! Does that come with an eyepoke? (Or, does that cost extra?) | |
| Arana | Posted: 2004-06-04 21:00 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 308 Posts | LOL.. Shifty....Look at it this way, It is just another thing that the two of you have in common now. Enjoy it..Expecailly if she goes pro..More heirtance for you to spend on the shrink bills. | |
| kiitah | Posted: 2004-06-04 21:57 | |
Butt Monkey Extraordinaire 2,291 Posts | Awww, you love being the rotten kid -- I love the way you look at me; I love the way you spank my ass, I love the dirty things you do, I have control of you.... (Puddle of Mudd lyrics) | |
| C-Ray | Posted: 2004-06-04 23:01 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,453 Posts | Shifty: Tenderlycruel1 - Grabbin' the bottle and cryin' like a bish I love you man! We men have to stick together! To all the rest O you's: Ah shut it! Obviously you don't feel my pain at this moment! Uhhh... If there's anything left in that bottle... ? Great stuff. Part of me hopes it's all true. Part of me is afraid it is. I finally stopped this by doing the same to them, at funerals. | |
| neko_yuki | Posted: 2004-06-04 23:36 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 286 Posts | thankyou for that.. I really did need a laugh tonight. *weak laugh*... | |
| MasterMarcus | Posted: 2004-06-05 00:03 | |
Forum Regular United States 861 Posts | Shifty’s Birthday Gift List for Mom: Ping Pong Paddle, set of 2 Face it, Shifty, you can’t beat her, you can only hope to contain her!! Excellent. Thank you. -- Even in civilized mankind, faint traces of monogamous instinct can be perceived. Bertrand Russell Giving government money and power is like giving car keys and whiskey to a teenage boy. PJ O'Rourke I have more trouble with D.L. Moody than any man I know. D.L. Moody | |
| aymele | Posted: 2004-06-05 00:10 | |
Forum Apprentice Mexico 127 Posts | I cant believe i'm addicted to a growing thread/story in the forums... keep it up, tonite i go to bed with a smile after laughing so hard. thanks! | |
| IronWill | Posted: 2004-06-05 00:13 | |
Forum Regular United States 947 Posts | Shifty's humor reminds me of Bill Cosby from back in the 1960s ... Shifty, you have the makings of a fantastic stand-up routine here. | |
| loving_possession | Posted: 2004-06-05 00:30 | |
Forum Slut Canada 1,374 Posts | I assume that You are keeping all of these lovely anecdotes; they will make a grand book that i for one would keep around for a VERY long time. -- loving_possession In order to plan for the future, you have to survive the present. | |
| Friskee_lil_ladee | Posted: 2004-06-05 00:47 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 478 Posts | Shifty, I was feeling a bit blah until I read your post. Too funny...you're great....loved it. Friskee aka Kitten | |
| CinderBurning | Posted: 2004-06-05 01:34 | |
| Forum Regular United States 999 Posts | You know, when I read this conversation, I heard it in my mother's voice. Very, very refreshing! Cinder | |
| devoid | Posted: 2004-06-05 01:35 | |
Forum Regular United States 712 Posts | I feel your pain Shify. I'm a masochist. But seriously now, aren't you proud of your mom? A Mom-Dom. How cool is that? (If you're the kid, not so cool). Remeber, if it doesn't kill ya, it wasn't meant to be ingested by the suicidal anyway. "well, ive come to the conclusion there is a big bunch of jerks here who cant read...strange how they can write tho" -dreaming_lilith | |
| SereneAngel | Posted: 2004-06-05 02:18 | |
Queen of Angels United States 3,910 Posts | I wanna know when she comes onto b.com..... Brandi ***Accept the challenges so you may feel the exhillaration of Victory***-anonymous ***I'm an angel, I never said what kind!*** by: Me Queen of the Angels | |
| Mike_50 | Posted: 2004-06-05 02:48 | |
Forum Regular United States 758 Posts | OK damn it!!! I'm pissed off! I logged on 3 hours ago to see who was on and caught the latest installment. (first one I had read) So of course I had to dig up all the rest and now its 2:50 in the morning and I'm needing to be up in 4 hours. LOL I havent laughed so hard in ages. Shifty treasure your mom......if mine hd any inkling at all wht I'm into she would disown me and tht's a fact. Then she would call every partner I have ever had and try to "fix" them lol. Can't wait for the next installment. And yes that's why I hotlisted you lol. Mike Groucho Marx | |
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