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web_tartPosted: 2004-06-09 21:06
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God Shifty, i needed this after the day i had....


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Shifty - - - call your MOM
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FelineFemmePosted: 2004-06-09 21:10
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aw she is such a cute little scardy Domme, popping out of her cocoon? hehe
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movingon2008Posted: 2004-06-09 21:17
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OK take into consideration that I am not feeling well and when I don't feel well I get all emotional and stupid sappy.
Shifty, I'll give you crap later but that lady loves you and you love her dearly. You are very, very lucky and I honestly envy you. The end of the conversation made me cry.

Though I will admit visions of my mom tingling is just GROSS! Oh yeah and GET TRIPLE A!

bel


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Shifty call your mom!

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WhiteWolfs_beautyPosted: 2004-06-09 21:55
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Shifty,
I pray that my son loves me when he gets to be your age, as much as you love your mom. That is so awesome, it makes the pain of raising kids worthwhile. (And yes, it embarasses me to explain this stuff to Him, cuz He is kinda into it--thank god for Master)

As far as answering her questions.....do you have kids? Have you ever had to explain sex to one? It is squicky for us parents too, and embarassing, but we do it for our kid's sake. Maybe if you look at it that way, it won't be quite so squicky.

I agree, you prolly wouldn't want her on this site, it IS your stompin grounds so to speak, but maybe if you could tell her of some others? I'm not too sure about alt.com, she may be too new for that, but there is also collarme.com. That one is a little safer, not as good as this one, but.....
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MischievousFaeriePosted: 2004-06-09 22:12
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lmfao... thanks, I needed that.
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jesfinePosted: 2004-06-09 23:04
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Shifty... you've got it all wrong!
it's not a screwdriver and a pocket knife that you need...
all you need in life is wd40 to make things go, and duct tape to make 'em stop!
*shakes head* silly boy!

and, yeah, that wonderful timing your mom's got?... it's kinda like those eyes in the back of your head... one of the facets of women's intuiton that only appears when you acquire kids.
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sweet_pet_77Posted: 2004-06-09 23:35
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jesfine:
Shifty... you've got it all wrong!
it's not a screwdriver and a pocket knife that you need...
all you need in life is wd40 to make things go, and duct tape to make 'em stop!
*shakes head* silly boy!
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ah beat me to it, was about to say

Everyone needs 2 things WD40 for things that are supposed to move and don't and Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to
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"Imperfection is beautiful"
"No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness." ~ Anais Nin

"Shifty...CALL YOUR MOM!" - Cheerleader in the Shifty's Mom Fan Club

Edited by - sweet_pet_77 on 2004-06-09 23:48:08

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AngelicDaggerPosted: 2004-06-09 23:44
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Makes me wish that i had parentS ^^ My mother today nearly killed me when i came out and said what all i was into =s O well! Just closer to my siblings =D
Hell my bro and sis and bro in law are tooo understanding with me for any of that.
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sweet_pet_77Posted: 2004-06-09 23:47
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Thank you shifty for another installment of your saga with your mom

My parents have always been open with us
Answered any and all questions we had
Gave us some really good books when we were kids , actually wish i still had them of new where they where from
When we came home asking what fuck meant cause we had seen it on the bathroom wall, they explained it
When we wanted to know why no one ever finished the nantucket Poem, my dad told us

But I think we are more uncomfortable than them most the time when bringing up that stuff

My mom is cute and sometimes Naive -
When I mentioned wanting to/planning to move down to be with my guy she asked if i had kissed him yet , cause i needed to make sure the ummmh was there
I couldn't help laughing at that

Dad was a lil more realistic and asked about protection

Luckily they don't ask details and I can't imagine what I would do or how many shades of red i would turn if they did


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FelineFemmePosted: 2004-06-10 01:23
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shifty has gotten to the point where all he has to do is have a post titled "Mom" the inside could just be "my mom likes to spank men" and everyone would start cracking up, instant flaming folder for Shifty hehe_wink

congradulations on cult classic status on B.com hehe
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Samadhi68Posted: 2004-06-10 01:29
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fabulous stuff!
i can't imagine having that conversation with my mother ever.
but i'd love to.

p.s. shifty, i hope you're ok with me stealing your bro's phrase for my sig line. royalty cheque is in the mail.
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gemoPosted: 2004-06-10 03:54
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So how DID Kirky get his car home? And have you visited your dear ole Mom yet? Maybe you could locate some Domme women around her area to give her the coaching she may need and you could hook them up? It would benefit you and her I would assume.
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Katt_the_BrattPosted: 2004-06-10 04:40
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subdreams1955:

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Shifty:
There is no fuckin' way I'm buyin' my mother a "handbook." No way. No.

You *DO* know that we're all chipping in to buy her a lifetime premium membership to B.com, right?


Shoot, Aiken should GIVE her a premium membership! What do you say, Aiken?


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I'm down with dat!
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caledon_rosePosted: 2004-06-10 05:04
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Shifty:
Now, here’s the thing. See- I don’t mind answering a few questions. It’s ta be ‘spected from yer mother, ya know? I mean, how can you be the parent of a spawn and *not* ask questions about said spawn?

… questions such as “how was your day?” and “are you changing your underwear regularly?” are fine and dandy. In fact, I’d rather her give me the 20 question drill EVERY day of the week than go through another conversation like I had last night.


My mother rarely asks such prosaic questions. The favorite questions my mother the psychology major asks?
"Now, b., do you know why you are doing what you are doing? Do you understand why you are doing what you are doing?"

Somewhat helpful when one is 7 and dealing with the Grade 2 bully.
Somewhat less helpful when one is 17 and dealing with the usual adolescent angst.
Definitely less helpful when one is 37 and she's trying to analyze one's marriage and the component parts thereof......

Not that I'm one of those people who thinks her parents only had sex twice. I know my parents have an active sex life (I should have known not to ask Mum about that scrape on her knee... after all, I had lived in the same house with them for 19 years at that point.....and I should have known that she'd tell me how she got it) but that doesn't mean I need her help on the subject. I can ask myself the questions now, if they are needed, as I've heard them often enough over the years. _wink

But your post does make me want to call her, which I can't do at the moment, as the parents are incommunicado on a week-long recreation of their honeymoon (same hotel and everything) as a 40th anniversary present to themselves -- threatened both children with dire consequences if we interrupted them. I asked no questions..... anything more than an emergency contact number would definitely be well into TMI territory. _shock

Glad to know that I'm not the only one with a questioning mother..... _shock

b.

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LivanyPosted: 2004-06-10 07:52
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Brandiangel:
I think Shifty should be BOLD and invite his mom here....but thats just me.


YMM

Brandi



oh no no... She shouldn't come here, then he couldn't keep posting their conversations.

OF course she might spank him for the ones he already posted, and then we could all watch. Hummm nah that's just a bit to kinky for me.

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