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| web_tart | Posted: 2004-06-09 21:06 | |
Angelic_Tart United States 9,848 Posts | God Shifty, i needed this after the day i had....
Toss THAT little nugget in the fire, and watch her head explode!!! It's all a test~~~PoDB | |
| FelineFemme | Posted: 2004-06-09 21:10 | |
AKA kytten United States 6,185 Posts | aw she is such a cute little scardy Domme, popping out of her cocoon? hehe -- ~Kytten~ "The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) | |
| movingon2008 | Posted: 2004-06-09 21:17 | |
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts | OK take into consideration that I am not feeling well and when I don't feel well I get all emotional and stupid sappy. Shifty, I'll give you crap later but that lady loves you and you love her dearly. You are very, very lucky and I honestly envy you. The end of the conversation made me cry. Though I will admit visions of my mom tingling is just GROSS! Oh yeah and GET TRIPLE A! bel
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| WhiteWolfs_beauty | Posted: 2004-06-09 21:55 | |
Serial Giggler United States 4,933 Posts | Shifty, I pray that my son loves me when he gets to be your age, as much as you love your mom. That is so awesome, it makes the pain of raising kids worthwhile. (And yes, it embarasses me to explain this stuff to Him, cuz He is kinda into it--thank god for Master) As far as answering her questions.....do you have kids? Have you ever had to explain sex to one? It is squicky for us parents too, and embarassing, but we do it for our kid's sake. Maybe if you look at it that way, it won't be quite so squicky. I agree, you prolly wouldn't want her on this site, it IS your stompin grounds so to speak, but maybe if you could tell her of some others? I'm not too sure about alt.com, she may be too new for that, but there is also collarme.com. That one is a little safer, not as good as this one, but..... Master | |
| MischievousFaerie | Posted: 2004-06-09 22:12 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 134 Posts | lmfao... thanks, I needed that. | |
| jesfine | Posted: 2004-06-09 23:04 | |
| Forum Newbie United States 82 Posts | Shifty... you've got it all wrong! it's not a screwdriver and a pocket knife that you need... all you need in life is wd40 to make things go, and duct tape to make 'em stop! *shakes head* silly boy! and, yeah, that wonderful timing your mom's got?... it's kinda like those eyes in the back of your head... one of the facets of women's intuiton that only appears when you acquire kids. | |
| sweet_pet_77 | Posted: 2004-06-09 23:35 | |
Natural Born SmartAss United States 4,342 Posts | jesfine: Shifty... you've got it all wrong! it's not a screwdriver and a pocket knife that you need... all you need in life is wd40 to make things go, and duct tape to make 'em stop! *shakes head* silly boy! ... ah beat me to it, was about to say Everyone needs 2 things WD40 for things that are supposed to move and don't and Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to -- "Imperfection is beautiful" "No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness." ~ Anais Nin "Shifty...CALL YOUR MOM!" - Cheerleader in the Shifty's Mom Fan Club Edited by - sweet_pet_77 on 2004-06-09 23:48:08 | |
| AngelicDagger | Posted: 2004-06-09 23:44 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 370 Posts | Makes me wish that i had parentS ^^ My mother today nearly killed me when i came out and said what all i was into =s O well! Just closer to my siblings =D Hell my bro and sis and bro in law are tooo understanding with me for any of that. | |
| sweet_pet_77 | Posted: 2004-06-09 23:47 | |
Natural Born SmartAss United States 4,342 Posts | Thank you shifty for another installment of your saga with your mom My parents have always been open with us But I think we are more uncomfortable than them most the time when bringing up that stuff My mom is cute and sometimes Naive - Dad was a lil more realistic and asked about protection Luckily they don't ask details and I can't imagine what I would do or how many shades of red i would turn if they did -- "Imperfection is beautiful" "No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness." ~ Anais Nin "Shifty...CALL YOUR MOM!" - Cheerleader in the Shifty's Mom Fan Club | |
| FelineFemme | Posted: 2004-06-10 01:23 | |
AKA kytten United States 6,185 Posts | shifty has gotten to the point where all he has to do is have a post titled "Mom" the inside could just be "my mom likes to spank men" and everyone would start cracking up, instant flaming folder for Shifty hehe congradulations on cult classic status on B.com hehe ~Kytten~ "The dominant should possess at least the same level of personal integrity that he expects from his slave." ~ Christina Abernathy, Miss Abernathy's Concise Slave Training Manual (Greenery, 1998) | |
| Samadhi68 | Posted: 2004-06-10 01:29 | |
| Forum Slut Australia 1,317 Posts | fabulous stuff! i can't imagine having that conversation with my mother ever. but i'd love to. p.s. shifty, i hope you're ok with me stealing your bro's phrase for my sig line. royalty cheque is in the mail. | |
| gemo | Posted: 2004-06-10 03:54 | |
Forum Regular United States 722 Posts | So how DID Kirky get his car home? And have you visited your dear ole Mom yet? Maybe you could locate some Domme women around her area to give her the coaching she may need and you could hook them up? It would benefit you and her I would assume. -- Happiness is a Choice! Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, | |
| Katt_the_Bratt | Posted: 2004-06-10 04:40 | |
| Forum Maniac 3,819 Posts | subdreams1955: C-Ray Shifty: There is no fuckin' way I'm buyin' my mother a "handbook." No way. No. You *DO* know that we're all chipping in to buy her a lifetime premium membership to B.com, right? Shoot, Aiken should GIVE her a premium membership! What do you say, Aiken? I'm down with dat! | |
| caledon_rose | Posted: 2004-06-10 05:04 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 276 Posts | Shifty: Now, here’s the thing. See- I don’t mind answering a few questions. It’s ta be ‘spected from yer mother, ya know? I mean, how can you be the parent of a spawn and *not* ask questions about said spawn? … questions such as “how was your day?” and “are you changing your underwear regularly?” are fine and dandy. In fact, I’d rather her give me the 20 question drill EVERY day of the week than go through another conversation like I had last night. My mother rarely asks such prosaic questions. The favorite questions my mother the psychology major asks? Somewhat helpful when one is 7 and dealing with the Grade 2 bully. Not that I'm one of those people who thinks her parents only had sex twice. I know my parents have an active sex life (I should have known not to ask Mum about that scrape on her knee... after all, I had lived in the same house with them for 19 years at that point.....and I should have known that she'd tell me how she got it) but that doesn't mean I need her help on the subject. I can ask myself the questions now, if they are needed, as I've heard them often enough over the years. But your post does make me want to call her, which I can't do at the moment, as the parents are incommunicado on a week-long recreation of their honeymoon (same hotel and everything) as a 40th anniversary present to themselves -- threatened both children with dire consequences if we interrupted them. I asked no questions..... anything more than an emergency contact number would definitely be well into TMI territory. Glad to know that I'm not the only one with a questioning mother..... b. | |
| Livany | Posted: 2004-06-10 07:52 | |
Forum Regular United States 995 Posts | Brandiangel: I think Shifty should be BOLD and invite his mom here....but thats just me.
Brandi oh no no... She shouldn't come here, then he couldn't keep posting their conversations. OF course she might spank him for the ones he already posted, and then we could all watch. Hummm nah that's just a bit to kinky for me. -Kel | |
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