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movingon2008Posted: 2004-06-13 17:47
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web_tart:

bel:
I love Mistress Mom. So baby brother when are you going to tell her that sh has adopted me and give her the link to b.com?

bel

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ummm hello.... why do you keep forgetting that this is a two - for - one deal???????
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Oh honey, I am so sorry, how could I forget the other side of my brain?
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Shifty call your mom!

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web_tartPosted: 2004-06-13 17:53
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bel:

web_tart:

bel:
I love Mistress Mom. So baby brother when are you going to tell her that sh has adopted me and give her the link to b.com?
bel
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ummm hello.... why do you keep forgetting that this is a two - for - one deal???????
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Oh honey, I am so sorry, how could I forget the other side of my brain?
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I'm not sure- - -must be lack of oxygen from this afternoon.... how else can you forget about me????


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Shifty - - - call your MOM
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MoondaughterPosted: 2004-06-13 18:30
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How I wish my mother could be so free, LMAO. She still thinks that if I have sex with a man before marriage, he will never marry me! Like I want to get married anyway, much less marry a man without knowing what he's like in bed, LOL.

I try not to tell her any more about my escapades than I have to!
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smilezzPosted: 2004-06-13 18:57
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OMG! laughs and laughs...i have read and re-read all of these now...ohman You make my days. Thank YOU!

~smilezz~
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scarlett5Posted: 2004-06-13 19:20
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are ya sure MOM is not on this site and you inadvertently sent her mail.......lol

your stories are just too funny

i told ya before and i'll tell ya again..let me know when your going to be at yuk yuk's........the first ticket is sold.........lmao

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Mz_TraceyPosted: 2004-06-13 19:39
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Shifty, that's way too funny. you should compile the conversations and sell them to MTV or something for a show... It's too priceless !!!

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AngelicDaggerPosted: 2004-06-13 20:40
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Shifty we soooo love you =)
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MistressMilkyPosted: 2004-06-13 22:07
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Ritual_Mentor:
We feel your pain.

And of course, being sadists, we're laughing our ass off.

Thanks for sharing. Your Mother must be a hoot.
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LMFAO

Almost as funny as the original post...

Jingle?

LOL

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phantas_cPosted: 2004-06-14 11:59
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So when will the shifty & Mom t-shirts go on sale? LOL

Man You could be famous with these stories! _clown


bren

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Edited by - phantas_c on 2004-06-14 11:59:45

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nina_de_la_diosaPosted: 2004-06-14 16:05
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phantas_c:
[b]So when will the shifty & Mom t-shirts go on sale? LOL

<waving my hand in the air!!!>...I'll take one!!!

Vixen

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sweet_pet_77Posted: 2004-06-14 21:54
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These are great
Thank you for sharing your saga with us

So when are you making the book deal _wink
When you do, don't forget the loverly discount for your b.com fanclub

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AgonyIsEcstasyPosted: 2004-06-14 22:32
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StrikeLord:
You just know these two are going to scene together, eventually. It's inevitable. That will be one helluva forum post.

Oooooh......... I would do about anything to be there if THAT ever happens!


::VERY evil grin::
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SHIFTY!! CALL YER MOM!!!


Take from me the capacity for pain, and you rob me of the possibility for joy.
I refuse to give in to my inner adult! A life without laughter is death Destined to be an old lady with LOTS of Cats!

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PhilaManPosted: 2004-06-15 19:25
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The humor saga continues in ever new and interesting directions I see.

Mom – Tell her I’m sorry.
Me – For what?
Mom – For giving birth to you.

Ma does indeed give great wit~

Still wondering about Ma bringing home a CASE of AstroGlide; I wonder what she is planning on inserting "up there" after she gets comfy with using just her finger ~

Shifty ~ how goes the shrink search to help you deal with this? Ya think Ma will foot 1/2 the bill knowing she has had 'impact' on ya?

and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter.

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MistressMilkyPosted: 2004-06-16 02:46
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PhilaMan:

and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter.


.....because we are sadists? _wink

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WhiteWolfs_beautyPosted: 2004-06-16 04:43
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PhilaMan:
The humor saga continues in ever new and interesting directions I see.

Mom – Tell her I’m sorry.
Me – For what?
Mom – For giving birth to you.

Ma does indeed give great wit~

Still wondering about Ma bringing home a CASE of AstroGlide; I wonder what she is planning on inserting "up there" after she gets comfy with using just her finger ~

Shifty ~ how goes the shrink search to help you deal with this? Ya think Ma will foot 1/2 the bill knowing she has had 'impact' on ya?

and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter.




You know, I am starting to wonder if we should maybe take up a collection to help pay for Shifty's shrink? God knows He is gonna need so many sessions, no ONE person can afford it!
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