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| movingon2008 | Posted: 2004-06-13 17:47 | |
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts | web_tart: bel: I love Mistress Mom. So baby brother when are you going to tell her that sh has adopted me and give her the link to b.com? bel -- ummm hello.... why do you keep forgetting that this is a two - for - one deal??????? Oh honey, I am so sorry, how could I forget the other side of my brain? | |
| web_tart | Posted: 2004-06-13 17:53 | |
Angelic_Tart United States 9,848 Posts | bel: web_tart: bel: I love Mistress Mom. So baby brother when are you going to tell her that sh has adopted me and give her the link to b.com? bel -- ummm hello.... why do you keep forgetting that this is a two - for - one deal??????? -- Oh honey, I am so sorry, how could I forget the other side of my brain? -- I'm not sure- - -must be lack of oxygen from this afternoon.... how else can you forget about me????
Toss THAT little nugget in the fire, and watch her head explode!!! It's all a test~~~PoDB | |
| Moondaughter | Posted: 2004-06-13 18:30 | |
Luscious Wench United States 4,806 Posts | How I wish my mother could be so free, LMAO. She still thinks that if I have sex with a man before marriage, he will never marry me! Like I want to get married anyway, much less marry a man without knowing what he's like in bed, LOL. I try not to tell her any more about my escapades than I have to! -- "Darlin' - don't EVER take a Southern woman for granted!" "I knew I had the RIGHT to remain silent - I just didn't have - sip - the ABILITY!"~~by comedian Ron "Tater" White~~me and my girls _delilah, kittymulwray, avixenwitch and GuardedAngel being High Sometimes I sits and thinks - and sometimes I just sits~~ | |
| smilezz | Posted: 2004-06-13 18:57 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 412 Posts | OMG! laughs and laughs...i have read and re-read all of these now...ohman You make my days. Thank YOU! ~smilezz~ | |
| scarlett5 | Posted: 2004-06-13 19:20 | |
| Forum Apprentice Canada 413 Posts | are ya sure MOM is not on this site and you inadvertently sent her mail.......lol your stories are just too funny i told ya before and i'll tell ya again..let me know when your going to be at yuk yuk's........the first ticket is sold.........lmao | |
| Mz_Tracey | Posted: 2004-06-13 19:39 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 117 Posts | Shifty, that's way too funny. you should compile the conversations and sell them to MTV or something for a show... It's too priceless !!! -- | |
| AngelicDagger | Posted: 2004-06-13 20:40 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 370 Posts | Shifty we soooo love you =) | |
| MistressMilky | Posted: 2004-06-13 22:07 | |
Forum Maniac - unknown - 6,963 Posts | Ritual_Mentor: We feel your pain. And of course, being sadists, we're laughing our ass off. Thanks for sharing. Your Mother must be a hoot. -- ~~ SFA ~ HQ Staff Black Ops Division ~~ ~~ Minister of Affirmations & Denials ~~ NA Electronics & Surveillance Specialist LMFAO Almost as funny as the original post... Jingle? LOL | |
| phantas_c | Posted: 2004-06-14 11:59 | |
| Forum Slut United States 1,524 Posts | So when will the shifty & Mom t-shirts go on sale? LOL Man You could be famous with these stories!
-- "i am a slave, born to serve. Born to please and be used. To hold the hand of the One who shall walk me through the dark and bring me back with more life than i ever thought possible."~~phantas_c ." Claimed property, beloved toy, devoted slave to PhantDom... forever~~ Member of the Canadian made, American Owned and Operated club http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/843697
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| nina_de_la_diosa | Posted: 2004-06-14 16:05 | |
Forum Slut Canada 1,429 Posts | phantas_c: [b]So when will the shifty & Mom t-shirts go on sale? LOL <waving my hand in the air!!!>...I'll take one!!! Vixen | |
| sweet_pet_77 | Posted: 2004-06-14 21:54 | |
Natural Born SmartAss United States 4,342 Posts | These are great Thank you for sharing your saga with us So when are you making the book deal When you do, don't forget the loverly discount for your b.com fanclub -- "Imperfection is beautiful" "No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness." ~ Anais Nin "Shifty...CALL YOUR MOM!" - Cheerleader in the Shifty's Mom Fan Club | |
| AgonyIsEcstasy | Posted: 2004-06-14 22:32 | |
Forum Regular United States 754 Posts | StrikeLord: You just know these two are going to scene together, eventually. It's inevitable. That will be one helluva forum post. Oooooh......... I would do about anything to be there if THAT ever happens!
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| PhilaMan | Posted: 2004-06-15 19:25 | |
Forum Initiate United States 20 Posts | The humor saga continues in ever new and interesting directions I see. Mom – Tell her I’m sorry. Ma does indeed give great wit~ Still wondering about Ma bringing home a CASE of AstroGlide; I wonder what she is planning on inserting "up there" after she gets comfy with using just her finger ~ Shifty ~ how goes the shrink search to help you deal with this? Ya think Ma will foot 1/2 the bill knowing she has had 'impact' on ya? and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter. | |
| MistressMilky | Posted: 2004-06-16 02:46 | |
Forum Maniac - unknown - 6,963 Posts | PhilaMan: and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter. .....because we are sadists? | |
| WhiteWolfs_beauty | Posted: 2004-06-16 04:43 | |
Serial Giggler United States 4,933 Posts | PhilaMan: The humor saga continues in ever new and interesting directions I see. Mom – Tell her I’m sorry. Ma does indeed give great wit~ Still wondering about Ma bringing home a CASE of AstroGlide; I wonder what she is planning on inserting "up there" after she gets comfy with using just her finger ~ Shifty ~ how goes the shrink search to help you deal with this? Ya think Ma will foot 1/2 the bill knowing she has had 'impact' on ya? and yes, there are many of us who appreciate the PAIN you are taking for the benefit of our Humor and laughter.
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