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| movingon2008 | Posted: 2004-06-18 20:19 | |
Forum Maniac United States 3,374 Posts | You have a secretary???? Can I have her number??? I promise I will only call and ask for Mr. Kirky Smarty Pants once a day. bel
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| web_tart | Posted: 2004-06-18 20:22 | |
Angelic_Tart United States 9,848 Posts | bel: You have a secretary???? Can I have her number??? I promise I will only call and ask for Mr. Kirky Smarty Pants once a day. bel we PROMISE to not call TOO often.... honest!!!!!!!!!! Toss THAT little nugget in the fire, and watch her head explode!!! It's all a test~~~PoDB | |
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| DuxDotter | Posted: 2004-06-18 20:23 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 183 Posts | You know... I can think of a few toys that Domme Momme would love to have in her BuDSuM care package from Sir and I. If we all chip in something origional from all of our favorite kinds of toys, I am sure the shipping would be well worth it, even if the package had to be hauled by an 18 wheeler.....  ~Bells~ -- A man coming home late, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his | |
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| lyne | Posted: 2004-06-18 20:25 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 2,960 Posts | (Am I truly such a bad person to deserve this? I ate my spinach. I did my homework. I fed the dogs every day.) Yeah, major points for those. Fact is however that you actually lose more points for being a rotten kid. Trust me, I know this. You could theoretically make up these points in twenty years or so but it's a very long shot, no matter how conscientiously you put yourself to the task. Sorry. Good luck though! lyne Buy a bike and avoid traffic jams! | |
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| bear59801 | Posted: 2004-06-18 20:48 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 394 Posts | Shifty... brown stain on pants... had to look twice, then clean my glasses, to be sure you hadn't changed your nick. LOL! Does your mom switch? Hee heee... I think you need to send her a printed copy of the Mr. S catalog, that oughta open her eyes. | |
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| goodbyegirl | Posted: 2004-06-18 21:24 | |
Forum Regular United States 688 Posts | just love reading these  thanks so much for sharing the smile. hugs, | |
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| mygreatstsin_me | Posted: 2004-06-18 21:35 | |
Forum Maniac United States 2,773 Posts | ahhh shit!!! nice story man. i laughed my ass off. i wish my mom was like that, but the closest i ever came to anything like that was reading the astrology-sex books around her and being told that my dad isnt the typical gemini. hahaha. Jonathan | |
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| lostonehere | Posted: 2004-06-18 22:06 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 133 Posts | ROTFLMAO Thankyou Shifty i needed a good laugh tonight. Send me mom's measurements so i can get started on a Domme outfit for her. Nice black leather skirt and corset set i think lol | |
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| bail1964 | Posted: 2004-06-18 23:11 | |
Forum Maniac United States 2,432 Posts | ROFLMAO......OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG after a long night at work and having to ride home on a wet car seat...this is definitely what i needed...thankyou shifty...  -- as always ice i am...m.a. i never regret anything i say when expressing that i care for someone...m.a. why must you fuck with things in my head, don't you know i feel i could break..."south texas death ride"...the union underground | |
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| MC68 | Posted: 2004-06-18 23:11 | |
Forum Regular United States 843 Posts | Fucking hilarious!!! -- MC's girl Love like you'll never get hurt. 30 weeks and counting... | |
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| MRonin | Posted: 2004-06-18 23:30 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 402 Posts | Shifty old man, we don't know each other at all. However, I've read all of your posts over the course of the last few days and I can honestly say that it has been a very long time since I have laughed so much. Thank you for sharing your disfunctional corner of the world with the rest of us  . After the week I have had reading this has been the kind of lift I really needed.-- "Serve a greater cause than your own ego, or you'll be a one-man army." | |
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| MistressMilky | Posted: 2004-06-18 23:45 | |
Forum Maniac  - unknown - 6,963 Posts | Thanks--I had a looong, hard week, and I needed a good laugh. Tattoo? Piercing? Flogger? Your Mom is on the fast-track! Whew! Making up for lost time, I think. Better watch out--God only knows what's next.... | |
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| nina_de_la_diosa | Posted: 2004-06-19 00:03 | |
Forum Slut Canada 1,429 Posts | MistressMilky: Your Mom is on the fast-track! Whew! Making up for lost time, I think. Better watch out--God only knows what's next.... LMAO!!! I, for one, can't wait to hear what's next!!! And as for Shifty needing spanked, someone oughta send Momme a copy of the HNG mail he's sent out...that'd do it!!! Vixen | |
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| warrior_durin08 | Posted: 2004-06-19 01:07 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 198 Posts | whether it's all a gag or not...to hell with Stacy...I'm in love with Shifty's mom! *sings* | |
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| MistressMilky | Posted: 2004-06-19 01:25 | |
Forum Maniac - unknown - 6,963 Posts | vixen_goddesschild: And as for Shifty needing spanked, someone oughta send Momme a copy of the HNG mail he's sent out...that'd do it!!! Vixen Uh oh. Yer done for now, ya Rotten Kid. | |
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