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littlemissblissPosted: 2005-01-17 16:09
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jeunesse:
jeunesse carefully forges daddies name on the permission slip

See! May I go, please with cherries and whipped cream on top. I want more budsum toys!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shifty's mommy sitting in a shop
waiting for for pervs to come in and drop
dollars, quarters, nickles and dimes
I want some budsum toys for mine
plugs and beads
pipes and lube
whose mommy is gonna call for you
one... two... three... four
shifties mommy is on the flooor!!!!!!!!!


*sigh* u know i was JUST thinking about that and then i saw this...i thought it was new:(

o well, i really like this chant too! mebbe we can use it like a magic spell to bring him back.

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Mommy's little slut explosion

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myself_to_youPosted: 2005-01-17 19:19
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Crap. I thought this was a new one _sad
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MistressMilkyPosted: 2005-01-17 19:36
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myself_to_you:

Crap. I thought this was a new one _sad
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So did I.

Shifty--call yer Mom!
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ArrivederciPosted: 2005-01-17 19:38
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I miss Shifty's posts about his relationship with his mother. _sad
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I was just thinking the same thing yesterday. I got excited there for a moment; thought this was new.
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donehere3Posted: 2005-01-17 19:51
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ROFL Oh my GOD that was hilarious! GOT to show this to my hubby! So sorry Shifty, LOL!

And girThang, pwincess and jeunesse had me rolling as well! Too funny!!

~still laughing~

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MistressMilkyPosted: 2005-01-17 21:37
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Yeah, well, this is a shameless bump to say....

....Shifty, whatever happened to your Mom?
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IdiAminDadaPosted: 2005-01-18 08:14
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Kirky, we miss ya (well, actually we miss the Momme more).

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Ms_IndiraPosted: 2005-01-18 08:46
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THIS was priceless! I am going to have to get my girls together and tag along on this road trip, even if it is 7 months late! Shifty, your mom making the big bucks selling budsum products now? Is a head shop a sex shop where you live? Here it's about smokin....
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