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James_Lord_DominantPosted: 2004-05-25 19:00
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4,051 Posts		Outstanding story! It's so good that a part of Me wishes that I'd written it.

But a much bigger part is very glad that I didn't.
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"I didn't join an alternative lifestyle to explore new frontiers in conformity."

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Visit My Realm at: http://members.aol.com/jameslorddom/

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web_tartPosted: 2004-05-25 19:01
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9,848 Posts		Oh my god, i needed a good laugh, and you definitely provided it tonight!!!
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ladyisisPosted: 2004-05-25 19:03
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1,078 Posts		These posts should have a warning about reading and drinking anything. My computer screen will never be the same. These posts are great and I can't wait for the next installment.
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sweetchellePosted: 2004-05-25 19:03
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11,236 Posts		That was good!
Reminds me, my parents are coming to visit in a couple weeks and i still need to hide all the toys and put books away off shelves.
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No one is worth your tears, and the one who is, wont make you cry.
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Angels_cePosted: 2004-05-25 19:10
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400 Posts		OMG!!! This is tooo funny! Shifty, thanks for sharing with us! I added you to my hotlist so that I can keep track of future tales of your mother and her job!

ce
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AlleyKitNPosted: 2004-05-25 19:18
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Madam-Z45:
You sure you and I are not related to the same mother? I changed my telephone number to stop with the mommie dearest phone calls so one day I come home from work with the police at my door. With a note to call my mother that she was worried something happened to me. Well I could not stop laughting.
so now the note is framed and is going to make a great christmas gift to mommie dearest.
thanks for the great laugh!

I'm not sure if this is hi-jack...but your story reminded me of the time I was in Toronto at my boyfriends...and my MOTHER CALLS.

First off. I didn't tell them i had a boyfriend in Toronto. She called my office and bullied my manager into giving her the phone number. She calls up sobbing on the phone. I think my dad has died. No. She's just upset cause i'm canada having *gaspsobgasp* sex.

And she wonders why I don't tell her my work phone numbers anymore.


kitN
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~~parfois, le plus grand risque est de n'en point prendre

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ShiftyPosted: 2004-05-25 19:32
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474 Posts		... in a strange sort of way, I'm not sure how I'd be handling this situation if I didn't relieve a bit of stress by writing about it here.

Thanks for the comments all.

If I find out that a bus load of out-of-towners came to her store soon, you best be buying ME something. Something new, and wonderful! Like a replacement kinky slappy stick.
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- It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

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Dominant_couplePosted: 2004-05-25 19:33
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119 Posts		Oh, wow. That is priceless. You should take that one to Dr. Phil or something.

Tell her, "You may not approve, but at least you won't spank me for it..._tongue "

Or better yet, send her here. She could have a handle like: Domme_Momme or something.
We could have fun with her.
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One day at the Playboy mansion, a group of monks set up a florist booth and were giving away flowers to whomever wandered by. Hugh Hefner wanted nothing to do with this practice and personally chased them away from his property. The moral of this story: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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DuxDotterPosted: 2004-05-25 19:38
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Dominant_couple:

Or better yet, send her here. She could have a handle like: Domme_Momme or something.
We could have fun with her.
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The only bad part about this is that she would start posting her side of the story.... I am almost afraid....

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Dominant_couplePosted: 2004-05-25 19:53
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119 Posts		Hey!!! Don't forget to talk to her about getting her employee discounts for your beads and budsum stuff.
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One day at the Playboy mansion, a group of monks set up a florist booth and were giving away flowers to whomever wandered by. Hugh Hefner wanted nothing to do with this practice and personally chased them away from his property. The moral of this story: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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SamPosted: 2004-05-25 20:01
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3,069 Posts		Dude, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Cheers

Sam
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mnmsPosted: 2004-05-25 20:02
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United States
193 Posts		hysterical****

thanks for the laugh ~~


good luck when you go home. (would love to be a fly on the wall during THAT conversation.)


//being a brat is hard work ~~

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jadenPosted: 2004-05-25 20:28
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United States
1,787 Posts		Beat the hell out of her.

Oooops, wrong thread again.
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i found Jesus..... he was in my trunk when i got back from Tijuana.

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MrJustinianPosted: 2004-05-25 20:31
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4 Posts		Years ago on Long Island I work for a company that made whips and paddles. I was just dow the block from my house. Some time when the "Roach Coach" would stop by Mom would drop by and join us for break.

I am just getting over that now. And that was in 1996.

Justinian

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lil_falconPosted: 2004-05-25 20:52
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180 Posts		OMG I have been sending this to people not on b.com and it is just to much ...Shifty give your mom a big kiss for me when you see her !! love it !!!
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