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gekkoLick	Posted: 2004-06-25 02:50
Forum Slut - unknown - 1,059 Posts	I try not to post with 'me too' comments, but that really made me chortle, thank you. PS If my Mother calls to tell me she's learned how to milk my Dad, I will disinherit myself (and possibly become a hermit).

Deadeye	Posted: 2004-06-25 03:02
Forum Slut United States 1,830 Posts	I'm just going to wipe up all the soda off the desk and the monitor oever here..no bother. -- "Women are EVIL Men are STUPID and, No good deed will go unpunished." That will explain most of the crap you don't understand in life.

Tiger_NL	Posted: 2004-06-25 03:59
Forum Slut Netherlands 1,339 Posts	You might just have yourself a submissive or rancunous secretary... And about your mom, well good Luck ! -- Tiger Protector of the innocent

mygreatstsin_me	Posted: 2004-06-25 05:27
Forum Maniac United States 2,773 Posts	i always loved the phone calls with mom. these always put a nice smile on my face. the sad thing is that my mom will never know what goes through my head and its very doubtful she'll ever get into anything along these lines. alas, i'll miss all these moments for myself. thanks for letting me share in yours though!!! hahaha. Jonathan

enslaved_spirit	Posted: 2004-06-25 07:29
forum maniac United States 3,367 Posts	Ahhh Shifty, thank you! We can always count on you to make us laugh! Spirit -- Let not my words or acts of kindness be misread as a sign of weakness.. To love someone deeply gives you strength, to be loved by someone deeply gives you courage! A good Dom teaches, an excellent Dom explains, but a true Master inspires!

ubrut_4	Posted: 2004-06-25 07:48
Evil Fucktress United States 8,023 Posts	I love your mom... She's incredible! Can I borrow her?????

phantas_c	Posted: 2004-06-25 13:33
Forum Slut United States 1,524 Posts	laffing still! Hey shift thanks! i find i go looking for your darn mommy post. bren -- "i am a slave, born to serve. Born to please and be used. To hold the hand of the One who shall walk me through the dark and bring me back with more life than i ever thought possible."~~phantas_c ." Claimed property, beloved toy, devoted slave to PhantDom... forever~~ Member of the Canadian made, American Owned and Operated club http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/843697 ,¡\|i¹i\|¡, ¹i\|¡,¡\|i¹

pinkpsych	Posted: 2004-06-25 14:00
Forum Apprentice United States 349 Posts	Tiger_NL: You might just have yourself a submissive or rancunous secretary... You know...with all the 'Yes Sir's' he puts down and her saying...I wouldn't be surprised!

Shifty	Posted: 2004-06-25 17:38
Forum Apprentice 474 Posts	Oh hell fuckin' no. First- Vanessa is my secretary. Not the one in the movie. She's off limits, at all times, no exception. However, I hadn't seen her blush like that before. So that was a nice side benefit. I'm just not sure how long she was standing there. Heh. Oh, and yeah... she actually IS quite attractive. Extremely so. A little ditzy, not overly bright- but good natured, and her breasts really look great, crammed into her tops. Lesseee... there's NO way in hell I'll EVER mention this site to my mother. These are MY stomping grounds, not hers. That's the way it's going to stay. You sick fuckers! Bah! I will NOT hook ANY of you up with a date with my mother. Not with a guy, not with a girl. Not in a car, not on a bar. I do not like green- Err... No way. No how. Ain't happening. No dates. She's my MOTHER! GAH!!! I have NO desire to find out her middle finger smells like someone I know here. Bleh. Well.... ok, maybe if you have a younger daughter we could work something out, but.... And lastly- who's nekkid?!?! Looks around wildly ShiFty -- - Some things are too fundamental to debate. - It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer. - Ya got three choices. The high road, the low road, or my fuckin' footpath.

flyby01	Posted: 2004-06-25 17:47
Forum Maniac United States 3,447 Posts	Of course you shouldn't tell her about this place. Nooo, she should find it on her own. Then register with a name you don't know and post phone calls with her squirrely son and entertain us all the more. Where's the nekkid person?

masterspariah	Posted: 2004-06-25 18:01
Forum Newbie United States 77 Posts	Eucerulea Of course you shouldn't tell her about this place. Nooo, she should find it on her own. Then register with a name you don't know and post phone calls with her squirrely son and entertain us all the more. Where's the nekkid person? <LAUGHS> I would big money to have that happen! Ummmmm Shifty Dude noone said anything about being naked its your mind playing tricks on you. You really need to get out more! -- Attention Shifty! Be a good son and call your Mother!

gemo	Posted: 2004-06-26 00:13
Forum Regular United States 722 Posts	Well....tis good to see that Shifty does have limits. -- Happiness is a Choice! Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me, and when you have found that attitude, follow it". ~William James

pixi__dust	Posted: 2004-06-26 03:39
Forum Regular United States 958 Posts	lol....Shifty, i am so thankful for the relationhip with your mother and that you share it with us. Brings a smile each time...please, please call her soon. -- pixie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://bondage.com/u/1313018/user.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No such thing as a "Newbie" i have officially removed it from my vocabulary

grit	Posted: 2004-06-26 15:35
Forum Apprentice United States 222 Posts	am a "day late, and dollar short" in reading the latest installment between you and your mom...glad i finally caught up...this is just too funny, and the laughter y'all bring is worth everything. (Although as a mom of 3 grown sons, i think i'm glad i don't have similar conversations with any of them..lol) good luck - i think you're gonna need it..lol -- @} ->--•´¯`•.¸¸.•´¯`•

PhantomDude451	Posted: 2004-06-28 06:58
Forum Slut United States 1,450 Posts	Shifty: Lesseee... there's NO way in hell I'll EVER mention this site to my mother. These are MY stomping grounds, not hers. That's the way it's going to stay. You sick fuckers! Bah! Here's the deal Shifty my man... One of these many new "friends" she's meeting and playing with is gona know about this site and the cat's gona be out of the bag so if you're not gona reveal it's exostence on YOUR terms you had better at least have a story in place for THAT phone call! LOL!

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Topic

gekkoLick

Posted: 2004-06-25 02:50

Forum Slut

- unknown -
1,059 Posts

I try not to post with 'me too' comments, but that really made me chortle, thank you.

PS If my Mother calls to tell me she's learned how to milk my Dad, I will disinherit myself (and possibly become a hermit).

Deadeye

Posted: 2004-06-25 03:02

Forum Slut

United States
1,830 Posts

I'm just going to wipe up all the soda off the desk and the monitor oever here..no bother.
--
"Women are EVIL
Men are STUPID and,
No good deed will go unpunished."

That will explain most of the crap you don't understand in life.

Tiger_NL

Posted: 2004-06-25 03:59

Forum Slut

Netherlands
1,339 Posts

You might just have yourself a submissive or rancunous secretary...

And about your mom, well good Luck !

--
Tiger
Protector of the innocent

mygreatstsin_me

Posted: 2004-06-25 05:27

Forum Maniac

United States
2,773 Posts

i always loved the phone calls with mom. these always put a nice smile on my face. the sad thing is that my mom will never know what goes through my head and its very doubtful she'll ever get into anything along these lines. alas, i'll miss all these moments for myself. thanks for letting me share in yours though!!! hahaha.
Jonathan

enslaved_spirit

Posted: 2004-06-25 07:29

forum maniac

United States
3,367 Posts

Ahhh Shifty, thank you! We can always count on you to make us laugh!

Spirit
--
Let not my words or acts of kindness be misread as a sign of weakness..
To love someone deeply gives you strength, to be loved by someone deeply gives you courage!
A good Dom teaches, an excellent Dom explains, but a true Master inspires!

ubrut_4

Posted: 2004-06-25 07:48

Evil Fucktress

United States
8,023 Posts

I love your mom... She's incredible! Can I borrow her?????

phantas_c

Posted: 2004-06-25 13:33

Forum Slut

United States
1,524 Posts

laffing still!
Hey shift thanks! i find i go looking for your darn mommy post.

bren
--
"i am a slave, born to serve. Born to please and be used. To hold the hand of the One who shall walk me through the dark and bring me back with more life than i ever thought possible."~~phantas_c ."

Claimed property, beloved toy, devoted slave to PhantDom... forever~~ Member of the Canadian made, American Owned and Operated club http://www.slaveregister.com/certificate/843697
,¡|i¹i|¡,
¹i|¡,¡|i¹

pinkpsych

Posted: 2004-06-25 14:00

Forum Apprentice

United States
349 Posts

Tiger_NL:
You might just have yourself a submissive or rancunous secretary...

You know...with all the 'Yes Sir's' he puts down and her saying...I wouldn't be surprised!

Shifty

Posted: 2004-06-25 17:38

Forum Apprentice

474 Posts

Oh hell fuckin' no.

First- Vanessa is my secretary. Not the one in the movie. She's off limits, at all times, no exception. However, I hadn't seen her blush like that before. So that was a nice side benefit. I'm just not sure how long she was standing there. Heh.

Oh, and yeah... she actually IS quite attractive. Extremely so. A little ditzy, not overly bright- but good natured, and her breasts really look great, crammed into her tops.

Lesseee... there's NO way in hell I'll EVER mention this site to my mother. These are MY stomping grounds, not hers. That's the way it's going to stay. You sick fuckers! Bah!

I will NOT hook ANY of you up with a date with my mother. Not with a guy, not with a girl. Not in a car, not on a bar. I do not like green- Err... No way. No how. Ain't happening. No dates. She's my MOTHER! GAH!!! I have NO desire to find out her middle finger smells like someone I know here. Bleh.

Well.... ok, maybe if you have a younger daughter we could work something out, but....

And lastly- who's nekkid?!?! Looks around wildly

ShiFty

--
- Some things are too fundamental to debate.
- It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
- Ya got three choices. The high road, the low road, or my fuckin' footpath.

flyby01

Posted: 2004-06-25 17:47

Forum Maniac

United States
3,447 Posts

Of course you shouldn't tell her about this place. Nooo, she should find it on her own. Then register with a name you don't know and post phone calls with her squirrely son and entertain us all the more.

Where's the nekkid person?

masterspariah

Posted: 2004-06-25 18:01

Forum Newbie

United States
77 Posts

Eucerulea
Of course you shouldn't tell her about this place. Nooo, she should find it on her own. Then register with a name you don't know and post phone calls with her squirrely son and entertain us all the more.

Where's the nekkid person?

<LAUGHS> I would big money to have that happen!

Ummmmm Shifty Dude noone said anything about being naked its your mind playing tricks on you. You really need to get out more!

--
Attention Shifty! Be a good son and call your Mother!

gemo

Posted: 2004-06-26 00:13

Forum Regular

United States
722 Posts

Well....tis good to see that Shifty does have limits. _approve

--
Happiness is a Choice!

Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive,
along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me, and when you have found that attitude, follow it". ~William James

pixi__dust

Posted: 2004-06-26 03:39

Forum Regular

United States
958 Posts

lol....Shifty, i am so thankful for the relationhip with your mother and that you share it with us. Brings a smile each time...please, please call her soon.

pixie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://bondage.com/u/1313018/user.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No such thing as a "Newbie" i have officially removed it from my vocabulary

grit

Posted: 2004-06-26 15:35

Forum Apprentice

United States
222 Posts

am a "day late, and dollar short" in reading the latest installment between you and your mom...glad i finally caught up...this is just too funny, and the laughter y'all bring is worth everything. (Although as a mom of 3 grown sons, i think i'm glad i don't have similar conversations with any of them..lol)

good luck - i think you're gonna need it..lol
--

@} ->--•´¯`•.¸¸.•´¯`•

PhantomDude451

Posted: 2004-06-28 06:58

Forum Slut

United States
1,450 Posts

Shifty:
Lesseee... there's NO way in hell I'll EVER mention this site to my mother. These are MY stomping grounds, not hers. That's the way it's going to stay. You sick fuckers! Bah!

Here's the deal Shifty my man... One of these many new "friends" she's meeting and playing with is gona know about this site and the cat's gona be out of the bag so if you're not gona reveal it's exostence on YOUR terms you had better at least have a story in place for THAT phone call! LOL!

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