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| daisygem9 | Posted: 2004-05-25 20:57 | |
Forum Apprentice 494 Posts | puppikat: I swear I was laughing so hard that I nearly spit coffee on the screen. My mother is the only one in my family who knows about my kinky side, though she really has no clue about the why and doesn't ask. Her words to me were, "There's nothing that surprises me about you anymore." ......... first of all thanks for the second great laugh in as many days, although I dunno when my cats will un-puff, and climb down off the bookcase...poor widdle kitties! my laughing scared em, and these are CITY cats!, they dont even twitch when an ambulance or some such roars by.... puppikat, I dunno, my mother said that every time she thinks that I can't shock her anymore I come out with something even freakier...and she still dosen't know the half of it! a snuff subbie 3 days later! If love isn't forever, and it's not the weather, hand me my leather-Tori Amos | |
| MasterSable | Posted: 2004-05-25 21:02 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 139 Posts | Shifty, thanks I had to clean my monitor off on that one. I don't think I would want to try to explain that to my mother whatsoever. | |
| dellarte | Posted: 2004-05-25 21:15 | |
Forum Maniac United States 3,245 Posts | My mother knows but never mentions.. my Dad asks for advise. *shudders* -- dellarte FAIB Secretary of the HNG Anal Probe Department | |
| lilruffcat | Posted: 2004-05-25 21:42 | |
| Forum Slut Equatorial Guinea 1,372 Posts | um would that be the gag.. of the fuzzy green tennis ball variety by chance? a curious cat is dying to know ... lolololol | |
| happy_kat | Posted: 2004-05-25 21:53 | |
Forum Slut Greece 1,083 Posts | Mothers are the same everywhere, all the time, no matter their and their childrens' ages, the language they speak, or the colour that they have. They will never change! -- Being a slave is all about knowing your skills and being proud of them too (MorganaNZ) Follow you inner voice kat, you have one stronger than any person i have seen in a very long time (Impishone) I want to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. We're a community that faces criticism from the outer world, why hack away at each other here, our safe place,a place that celebrates our lifestyle? (Sif) | |
| spoiledgrrl | Posted: 2004-05-25 22:14 | |
| Forum Maniac United States 2,489 Posts | Forget Dom university, there must be a Mom university they all attend. Sleeper: dude.... what the heck kinda store does your mom work in? Butt Plugs R Us? Callie | |
| dropsofjupiter | Posted: 2004-05-25 22:42 | |
Forum Initiate United States 15 Posts | Mom – HOW CAN A WOMAN ENJOY SOMETHING THAT BIG STICKING IN HER BOTTOM! (I can only imagine what she was staring at.) And another thing! I threw your kinky slappy stick away! You forgot to pack it and I don't want that stuff in MY house! Do you understand me! Me – Mom, you’re joking. Right? Please tell me you’re not this freaked out over a silly sex toy. It’s not that bad is it? Mom – Oh of course not. Your father and I had a lot of fun when you kids were young. One time we went on a campi- Me – I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! NO NO NO NO!
Thing is, she would make me *LEAVE* every toy..... Anyone have a good excuses for the eye bolts in the ceiling? drops | |
| GuardedAngel | Posted: 2004-05-25 23:12 | |
| Forum Slut - unknown - 1,155 Posts | I know your mom... I see her every day... She's the Walmart greeter.. I saw "Sister Amy" in church Sunday.. She sends regards... ~Angel~ -- ~If you must choose between two evils,pick the one you've never tried before~ | |
| DiAnnie | Posted: 2004-05-25 23:16 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,956 Posts | I have to say I think some mother's are made out of the same mold. There height and weight may differ, but the voice rings in my ears. Let's hope we are not going to sound like this to our children, but I think I am on my way. LOL The only trip your on is between your ears! | |
| loving_possession | Posted: 2004-05-25 23:35 | |
Forum Slut Canada 1,374 Posts | ROFLMAO Tears came to my eyes. I love your mom... that she can be laughing while trying to get her head around kink... she must be someone very special. Enjoy her dear; she will not last forever and, who knows, she may even enjoy a gag... but i wouldn't recommend a ball gag to start!
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| GuardedAngel | Posted: 2004-05-25 23:44 | |
| Forum Slut - unknown - 1,155 Posts | .....and one more point..no one ever wants to think of their mom in "that" way.. but HOW did she know that big stick went in her bottom???? Your mom submissive??? -- ~If you must choose between two evils,pick the one you've never tried before~ | |
| LEATHER2 | Posted: 2004-05-25 23:54 | |
Forum Maniac United States 7,000 Posts | maybe you could rent her out as the mom from hell...and make some money!! Love Leather (Liz) -- | |
| IronGrip | Posted: 2004-05-26 02:46 | |
Forum Newbie Australia 69 Posts | This is a good example of MOMISM. | |
| slaveluna | Posted: 2004-05-26 09:33 | |
Forum Apprentice Canada 168 Posts | LOL I didn't realize you had a sense of humor | |
| valliah | Posted: 2004-05-26 17:52 | |
Forum Initiate United States 1 Posts | I have never posted here before, but Shift, your story has motivated me. It makes me thankful to have the type of mother that I have. When she found out that I enjoyed BDSM she looked at me and said "you get it honest". That pretty mush is all she wrote. Of course talking with my mother about the lifestyle is not the most comfortable thing in the world and when your father tells you to find a man to provide a spanking because I am too old for him to do it, WELL that's about enough for this little girl. I wish you the best of luck, Shifty, in handling this situation. I am sure you will do wonderfully. I shall be looking forward to hearing how it all turns out for you. Valliah | |
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