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daisygem9Posted: 2004-05-25 20:57
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puppikat:
I swear I was laughing so hard that I nearly spit coffee on the screen.

My mother is the only one in my family who knows about my kinky side, though she really has no clue about the why and doesn't ask. Her words to me were, "There's nothing that surprises me about you anymore." .........


first of all thanks for the second great laugh in as many days, although I dunno when my cats will un-puff, and climb down off the bookcase...poor widdle kitties! my laughing scared em, and these are CITY cats!, they dont even twitch when an ambulance or some such roars by....

puppikat, I dunno, my mother said that every time she thinks that I can't shock her anymore I come out with something even freakier...and she still dosen't know the half of it!
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MasterSablePosted: 2004-05-25 21:02
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Shifty, thanks I had to clean my monitor off on that one. I don't think I would want to try to explain that to my mother whatsoever.
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dellartePosted: 2004-05-25 21:15
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My mother knows but never mentions.. my Dad asks for advise. *shudders*
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lilruffcatPosted: 2004-05-25 21:42
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um would that be the gag.. of the fuzzy green tennis ball variety by chance? a curious cat is dying to know ...
lolololol
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happy_katPosted: 2004-05-25 21:53
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Mothers are the same everywhere, all the time, no matter their and their childrens' ages, the language they speak, or the colour that they have. They will never change! _big
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I want to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. We're a community that faces criticism from the outer world, why hack away at each other here, our safe place,a place that celebrates our lifestyle? (Sif)
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spoiledgrrlPosted: 2004-05-25 22:14
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Forget Dom university, there must be a Mom university they all attend.


Sleeper:
dude.... what the heck kinda store does your mom work in?

Butt Plugs R Us?

Callie
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dropsofjupiterPosted: 2004-05-25 22:42
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Mom – HOW CAN A WOMAN ENJOY SOMETHING THAT BIG STICKING IN HER BOTTOM! (I can only imagine what she was staring at.) And another thing! I threw your kinky slappy stick away! You forgot to pack it and I don't want that stuff in MY house! Do you understand me!

Me – Mom, you’re joking. Right? Please tell me you’re not this freaked out over a silly sex toy. It’s not that bad is it?

Mom – Oh of course not. Your father and I had a lot of fun when you kids were young. One time we went on a campi-

Me – I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! NO NO NO NO!



This is so funny, yet so very scary! I can so hear my mother, and right about now I am doubting this decision to buy this house together....

Thing is, she would make me *LEAVE* every toy.....
and boy does she need em!!

Anyone have a good excuses for the eye bolts in the ceiling?

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GuardedAngelPosted: 2004-05-25 23:12
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I know your mom... I see her every day... She's the Walmart greeter..
I saw "Sister Amy" in church Sunday.. She sends regards...
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DiAnniePosted: 2004-05-25 23:16
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I have to say I think some mother's are made out of the same mold. There height and weight may differ, but the voice rings in my ears.

Let's hope we are not going to sound like this to our children, but I think I am on my way. LOL
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loving_possessionPosted: 2004-05-25 23:35
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ROFLMAO Tears came to my eyes. I love your mom... that she can be laughing while trying to get her head around kink... she must be someone very special.

Enjoy her dear; she will not last forever and, who knows, she may even enjoy a gag... but i wouldn't recommend a ball gag to start!


<<<< trying to stroll off with grace, but doubling up with laughter

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GuardedAngelPosted: 2004-05-25 23:44
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.....and one more point..no one ever wants to think of their mom in "that" way.. but HOW did she know that big stick went in her bottom???? Your mom submissive???
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LEATHER2Posted: 2004-05-25 23:54
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maybe you could rent her out as the mom from hell...and make some money!!
Love Leather (Liz)

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IronGripPosted: 2004-05-26 02:46
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This is a good example of MOMISM.
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slavelunaPosted: 2004-05-26 09:33
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LOL I didn't realize you had a sense of humor
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valliahPosted: 2004-05-26 17:52
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I have never posted here before, but Shift, your story has motivated me. It makes me thankful to have the type of mother that I have. When she found out that I enjoyed BDSM she looked at me and said "you get it honest". That pretty mush is all she wrote. Of course talking with my mother about the lifestyle is not the most comfortable thing in the world and when your father tells you to find a man to provide a spanking because I am too old for him to do it, WELL that's about enough for this little girl.

I wish you the best of luck, Shifty, in handling this situation. I am sure you will do wonderfully. I shall be looking forward to hearing how it all turns out for you.

Valliah

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