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WhiteWolfs_beautyPosted: 2004-05-29 01:51
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Mom – HOW CAN A WOMAN ENJOY SOMETHING THAT BIG STICKING IN HER BOTTOM! (I can only imagine what she was staring at.) And another thing! I threw your kinky slappy stick away! You forgot to pack it and I don't want that stuff in MY house! Do you understand me!

Me – Mom, you’re joking. Right? Please tell me you’re not this freaked out over a silly sex toy. It’s not that bad is it?

Mom – Oh of course not. Your father and I had a lot of fun when you kids were young. One time we went on a campi-

Me – I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! NO NO NO NO!



This is so funny, yet so very scary! I can so hear my mother, and right about now I am doubting this decision to buy this house together....

Thing is, she would make me *LEAVE* every toy.....
and boy does she need em!!

Anyone have a good excuses for the eye bolts in the ceiling?

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to hang heavy flowering plants? Is the one I used, twas the kids that told otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Celeste43Posted: 2004-05-29 07:43
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11,059 Posts		Shifty, just relax and think of how much worse it would be if you didn't live half a dozen states away. And tell her to quit working in the sex shop if she can't accept it because otherwise she'll scare the customers away.

Seriously though, give her the sexuality.org website and suggest she read and follow their links as you're uncomfortable talking to her about your sexuality or hearing about hers. You can tell her about b.com later, maybe after you've joined a monastery!

Edited by - Celeste43 on 2004-05-29 14:58:02

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PhilaManPosted: 2004-05-30 16:06
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20 Posts		Insanely funny. Thanks for sharing...umm, how about next time you make a mp3 audio file from your next phone chat with dear ole ma
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