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| littlemissbliss | Posted: 2005-08-02 09:25 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 3,038 Posts | new medical breakthroughs have revealed that when the exfoliating power of uric acid on the face is combined with 5 to 10 ml doses of male cum 2 to 3 times per day, significant facial healing, reduced acne, and healthier skin ensues. have you come across any bdsm remedies of your own? angel;) 'There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobster and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on a shingle - will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you, won't you join the dance?' Lewis Carroll | |
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| jawnhenry | Posted: 2005-08-02 10:00 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 361 Posts | Since this sounds too good to be true would you mind citing some sources? -- If you're so special why aren't you dead? | |
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| drivemycar | Posted: 2005-08-02 10:09 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 2,036 Posts | I suspect there's a sample size of 1. jawnhenry: Since this sounds too good to be true would you mind citing some sources? -- Sacred cows make the best burgers All the mind's work is easy until it is subjected to reality People who think they are in control of life just aren't paying attention | |
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| starsplitter | Posted: 2005-08-02 10:18 | |
Forum Maniac United States 2,395 Posts | [Wonders how they acquired volunteers for the study group. ]Any more specific details?Sort of reminds me of back in the day when the boys would tell the neighborhood girls pussy juice is good for a males complexion in hopes of getting a volunteer to help clear up their acne. -- | |
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| DomAss | Posted: 2005-08-02 10:32 | |
Dirty Old Man United States 4,708 Posts | paper_petals I suspect there's a sample size of 1.
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| NoktournalJewel | Posted: 2005-08-02 10:54 | |
Forum Regular United States 827 Posts | and i've got a 'miracle pill' that will make you lose weight fast! Eat all you want, with no execise!! Cheers Jewel | |
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| canemaker | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:12 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 3,412 Posts | Uric acid and cum? Yay, another use for the pisscum cocktail! -- Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should | |
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| littlemissbliss | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:20 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 3,038 Posts | no no no. the piss goes ON your face and the cum goes IN your face. i wonder if it would work better, tho, your way? any volunteers for survey? angel;) 'There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobster and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on a shingle - will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you, won't you join the dance?' Lewis Carroll | |
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| Briancrow | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:22 | |
Forum Apprentice China 354 Posts | I'm ready to start prescibing if anyone is ready.. free samples available | |
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| peek_a_boo | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:34 | |
| Forum Slut 1,080 Posts | I've heard the same thing, and I've also heard that cum cures depression...at least, that's what I was told, lol. Of course, the party telling me this did have a vested interest. I've also heard it's a great diet drink...low in fat, high in protein! -- "Does that mean the administration qualifys for sainthood? Hell NO. I wouldn't buy a used car from Rumsfield. Look at his eyes.. he's a lying MoFo" --Nightwhip | |
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| DarthDarcy | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:38 | |
Forum Maniac United States 13,372 Posts | That's why they call mine, Aquaviva!
End Bush's Class Warfare! | |
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| scorpius18 | Posted: 2005-08-02 11:56 | |
| Forum Maniac United States 3,223 Posts | i hope this gets world-wide attention. | |
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| mystressashley | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:01 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 411 Posts | I've heard of this theory and it's usually men that love to come up with this stuff. But what about what he eats before you have your 'facial'? Doesn't that make some form of acidic diversity? Just wondering. | |
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| ubrut_4 | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:12 | |
| Evil Fucktress United States 8,023 Posts | littlemissbliss: new medical breakthroughs have revealed that when the exfoliating power of uric acid on the face is combined with 5 to 10 ml doses of male cum 2 to 3 times per day, significant facial healing, reduced acne, and healthier skin ensues. have you come across any bdsm remedies of your own? angel;) 'There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobster and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on a shingle - will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you, won't you join the dance?' Lewis Carroll
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| Tymbrimi | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:12 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,496 Posts | I'm sure all those spotty teenage boys are eager to try this miracle cure. -- Flame-throwers. Machine-gun fire. Torpedoes. Panic. Don't try to figure us out, we're bipolar. Just hope that we get distracted by a fire truck and don't notice your country. - Livestock, on Something Awful. | |
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| PlayfulMaster | Posted: 2005-08-02 12:28 | |
Forum Maniac United States 2,763 Posts | mystressashley: I've heard of this theory and it's usually men that love to come up with this stuff. But what about what he eats before you have your 'facial'? Doesn't that make some form of acidic diversity? Of course. Ideally, he'd eat you...
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