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| candlelover | Posted: 2002-03-15 17:44 | |
| In these shoes United States 624 Posts | Every 14th of February, men get the chance to display their fondness for their slave, sub, wife, or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows, and any other baubles that we women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day, they rack their brains for that one special, unique gift that will show their woman that they really love her more than anything. Now, ladies, I've been let in on a little secret and I pass it on to you. Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure, seeing that smile on our face when they get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat, and consideration. Another secret...guys feel left out. Hard to believe, I know, but left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in our lives. Men, as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective, and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so that we ladies finally have a day to show our Man just how much we love Him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and a Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. So, ladies, spread the word! Take him to Outback, then take him out back. Happy S & BJ Day A/all!
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| Amante | Posted: 2002-03-15 18:33 | |
Forum Slut Australia 1,971 Posts | <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> When did valentines day become a one sided deal all of a sudden?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Yeah, I always tried to give my hubby a valentines gift (if I could afford to)....despite the fact that he rarely gave me one. And he was difficult to shop for, most of the presents in our price range were either flowers (which he didn't like receiving)or chocolate (which he doesn't eat. But then, I've been known to buy presents for my SO at any time, for no reason other than I love them, and I appreciate all they do for me. little one | |
| WildnWicked | Posted: 2002-03-15 18:47 | |
Forum Maniac 5,954 Posts | <font color=pink> <b> Well Feb 14th is a day all our friends won't hang out with us anymore. Master and i are so sappy about that day that people have a problem w/ their gag reflexes around us. (the weekend before the 14th) Sir took me to a wonderful restaurant for Valentines day (Yamishuro's (sp?)right above magic castle) It is a beautiful japanese restaurant overlooking all of hollywood. It was wonderful! Master's b-day is Feb 13..and secretly, while we were dining, I had arranged for a number of his friends to gather at a local bar near his house for a suprise party. He and i had our dinner.. went home for a few minutes..then went to the bar. He was so shocked. It was a wonderful time for the both of us. We wanted to make each other so happy and show our love for each other. But hey.. i am here to support the holidays! lol..so steaks n blowjobs it is! hehe wildnwicked</b> </font id=pink> | |
| Trilo | Posted: 2002-03-15 18:59 | |
| Slut Puppy United States 3,601 Posts | i second the motion for this holiday -m | |
| josiejo | Posted: 2002-03-15 20:05 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 378 Posts | I have always showed my love at different holidays as well as Valentines day. On my husband's birthday I bake a special cake from scratch which takes literally hours. Most years we have a big bbq and of course I do all of the work. At Christmas I make sure he has a present and something in his stocking. Valentines Day (except this year) I always have him something. I on the other hand usualy get nothing. I don't care about gifts. I would just like "happy birthday Jo" said sometime during the day. I would like my gifts appreciated instead of seeing a face that is frowning from guilt because he didn't care enough to get me something. This Valentines Day I received a nice gift. Something I had been planning on buying myself. I was nice about it, but really did not want him getting me a thing. If you can't show your love at other times don't do it when we are having marital problems and you really hurt me at Christams. It was more of a suck-up present than an "I love you" present. Shoot, even an old online friend that has never sent me an e-card couldn't give me something that I specifically asked for. Everyone tells me that it's just a man thing, but I KNOW men that do as laura says. They take the time to make a special day special. I know those men are out there. Just not in my life I suppose. Although I am for this special day for the men. Means a night of not cooking. As for the blowjob lol well.... I might just be too full from the steak for that part. Maybe next March 20th lol. Jo | |
| MoonPagan | Posted: 2002-03-16 05:48 | |
| Forum Maniac Canada 2,237 Posts | candlelover? I am putting you in my will. Vel of course,would be the executor. Ron V. (MoonPagan). ( ;-} > | |
| Indigo3 | Posted: 2002-03-16 07:42 | |
| Forum Initiate United States 42 Posts | I'm a female, last time I looked, and I agree..sounds great. The men have very few holidays that are tailored just for them...and hey, even without an alterior motive, I'm sure he'd return the favor, or it would at least win some brownie points... I personally am waiting until March 26th though to present the steak and BJ....it's my lover's birthday...with other presents of course. Indigo | |
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