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| betterthanex | Posted: 2008-12-27 09:43 | |
| Forum Initiate United States 6 Posts | When I have a deep internal orgasm, I pass gas, what can be done to prevent this? Edited by - Nyckname on 2008-12-27 10:16:13 | |
| paris_sub | Posted: 2008-12-27 10:04 | |
princess slut Moderator United States 1,339 Posts | Don't orgasm. Really, it's just part of how the human body works. Now, if it's a really bad flatulence problem, you might want to look into what you're eating "i'm curious, i want to know and try everything. i want my brain, as well as all my holes, filled." - me, in a recent IM moment of profound enlightenment "This is not a dress rehearsal" - my mom | |
| Bebe1 | Posted: 2008-12-27 13:31 | |
| Forum Maniac 2,479 Posts | Bean-O | |
| DonQuix0te | Posted: 2008-12-27 13:44 | |
Forum Maniac - unknown - 14,153 Posts | Cork | |
| SweetP_ | Posted: 2008-12-27 15:16 | |
Forum Apprentice United States 280 Posts | Gas-X before? | |
| DonQuix0te | Posted: 2008-12-27 15:36 | |
Forum Maniac - unknown - 14,153 Posts | Blame it on the dog. | |
| lacenleathergirl | Posted: 2008-12-27 18:18 | |
Forum Slut United States 1,037 Posts | Butt Plug -- The only thing that smells as good as sex on a man is leather. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. "You always miss 100% of the shots you never take"--Wayne Gretzky | |
| _bound_ | Posted: 2008-12-27 18:24 | |
"pervtastic" United States 2,732 Posts | lacenleathergirl: Butt Plug Then if you have a really hard orgasm you can use it as a projectile and claim you're a super-hero!! | |
| BurntKitty | Posted: 2008-12-27 18:45 | |
God's Ass Muncher United States 22,389 Posts | bound_pleasure: lacenleathergirl: Butt Plug Then if you have a really hard orgasm you can use it as a projectile and claim you're a super-hero!! Been there, done that... God's Ass Muncher... Not a Forum Maniac Hallowed be thy locker | |
| _bound_ | Posted: 2008-12-27 18:49 | |
"pervtastic" United States 2,732 Posts | BurntKitty: bound_pleasure: lacenleathergirl: Butt Plug Then if you have a really hard orgasm you can use it as a projectile and claim you're a super-hero!! Been there, done that... God's Ass Muncher... Not a Forum Maniac Hallowed be thy locker LoL.. Wonder Woman | |
| kssnrabbit | Posted: 2008-12-27 19:04 | |
gummie hunny United States 16,656 Posts | DonQuix0te: Blame it on the dog.
"in order to love you, i must love myself first" "HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY ...." | |
| Myksdyke | Posted: 2008-12-27 20:03 | |
Forum Newbie United States 70 Posts | DonQuix0te: Blame it on the dog. or the barking spiders. Seriously, though, gas happens. And, it's funny as hell. Just laugh and cross your fingers that you didn't just have the shit fucked out of you, too. Edited by - Myksdyke on 2008-12-27 20:07:07 | |
| DrInTheHouse | Posted: 2008-12-27 20:37 | |
Earth Creature Moderator United States 2,983 Posts | Dutch oven. Gas is a sign you need to defecate. Take a dump first, if it really bothers you. | |
| MacDaddyRic0 | Posted: 2008-12-27 21:07 | |
Forum Maniac United States 7,821 Posts | I wonder if that issue sparked this fetish?!
Edited by - MacDaddyRic0 on 2008-12-28 11:36:05 | |
| lezswitch09 | Posted: 2008-12-28 07:34 | |
Forum Regular United States 864 Posts | DrInTheHouse: Dutch oven. Gas is a sign you need to defecate. Take a dump first, if it really bothers you.
"Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening." - Greta Garbo | |
| daddyslilone | Posted: 2008-12-28 08:05 | |
Forum Maniac United States 4,784 Posts | i know everyone seems to be taking this as a joke, but hey, i can relate and never had that problem prior to wearing dentures... i found that the denture adhesive makes me pass a lot of gas, like i have a mild allergy to it or something; so on those days that i'm blessed enough to be led into an orgasm, i forego the adhesive, and wa la, no gas. within the arms of weakness is strength, eager to burst free. within the grasp of pain is pleasure, waiting just to be. and within the path of obstacles lies opportunity...(The Princess Who Believed in Fairy Tales) | |
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