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| _heather | Posted: 2010-02-02 17:05 | |
slidkrans Moderator  United States 37,865 Posts | I got my H1N1 vaccine, and now I can only walk backwards. Should I be worried?
"Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards!!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars "How hard can it be?" ~ The guys from Top Gear | |
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| CloseToon | Posted: 2010-02-02 17:15 | |
Evil On Board  United States 16,351 Posts | Not really, they got you going and coming. My hope for you is much cumming Toon Egads! I hope that doesn't go backwards as well.
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| wanderingcelt | Posted: 2010-02-03 03:06 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 377 Posts | No, that's perfectly normal for a few days after getting the vaccine. | |
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| lurlene_la_roche | Posted: 2010-02-03 04:09 | |
Forum Maniac Australia 4,998 Posts | One thing they don't warn you about is that you need to get fitted with reversing lights BEFORE you get the vaccine. Also the latest concern about this virus is that bird and swine flu could combine in which case pigs might fly. Or was it that pigs might flew?
"... are you an international useless idiot... " goku 88 | |
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| kmkywap | Posted: 2010-02-03 06:21 | |
Forum Initiate United States 36 Posts | Yeah side affects are: Walking backwards, H1N1, Death (if you get death you should call them), Cold like symtoms, Flu like symtoms, H1N1 and the shits. Probably safer to take Yaz lmao | |
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| NovaDom_67 | Posted: 2010-02-03 14:56 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 393 Posts | _heather: I got my H1N1 vaccine, and now I can only walk backwards. Should I be worried? Whew. I was wondering where all that beeping was coming from. Thanks for clearing that up. | |
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| _heather | Posted: 2010-02-03 18:55 | |
slidkrans Moderator United States 37,865 Posts | I was dead, but I got better. Now I just have a sore arm, but I'm sure that'll get better when the arm falls off. Hey, when does the Illuminati mind-control kick in? I heard that's a side effect, too. "Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards!!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars "How hard can it be?" ~ The guys from Top Gear | |
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| wanderingcelt | Posted: 2010-02-03 23:05 | |
| Forum Apprentice United States 377 Posts | _heather: Hey, when does the Illuminati mind-control kick in? I heard that's a side effect, too. It's very simple, really. When you stop asking questions like that, you'll know it's kicked in. | |
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| Louloupe | Posted: 2010-02-04 06:30 | |
Forum Maniac United States 23,453 Posts | Bad news. The government loads the flu vaccine with live viruses that reconfigure your brain. Since you know the CDC and the DHH are bogged with socialists who want to vaccinate everyone whether they can pay for it or not, we know where the reprogramming is leading - Nazism, What do they think public health is about anyway? | |
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| CloseToon | Posted: 2010-02-04 06:46 | |
Evil On Board United States 16,351 Posts | MistressMiranda: Bad news. The government loads the flu vaccine with live viruses that reconfigure your brain. Since you know the CDC and the DHH are bogged with socialists who want to vaccinate everyone whether they can pay for it or not, we know where the reprogramming is leading - Nazism, What do they think public health is about anyway? Obviously you are in on this plot, so tell us, when do the people suddenly revert to your control? Toon | |
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| ivone1 | Posted: 2010-02-04 09:07 | |
WhipHer's wife/slave United States 64,559 Posts | beep beep beep beep..... backing up there -- nuff said ~ivone~ "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances" Victor Frankl | |
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| sugarannespice | Posted: 2010-02-04 09:47 | |
Forum Maniac Canada 2,462 Posts | I hear they serve chicken liver wrapped in bacon hors d'oeuvres while you're waiting for the vaccine. -- “Even though the U.S. spends twice as much per person as any other developed country on health care, the U.S. is the only developed country that fails to provide universal coverage for all its citizens.” ~ Carole Simpson | |
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| FordTaurusSHOgirl | Posted: 2010-02-04 19:08 | |
Forum Initiate United States 13 Posts | All I know about that vaccine is that I'm not going anywhere near a vaccine that doctors don't even recommend for their family members. There have been a lot of deaths from the vaccine alone. | |
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| master_fritz | Posted: 2010-02-04 20:58 | |
Forum Apprentice  United States 471 Posts | lol Hey can you disrobe and back up here? beep... beep... eeeekkkk! | |
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| _heather | Posted: 2010-02-06 14:53 | |
slidkrans Moderator United States 37,865 Posts | CloseToon: MistressMiranda: Bad news. The government loads the flu vaccine with live viruses that reconfigure your brain. Since you know the CDC and the DHH are bogged with socialists who want to vaccinate everyone whether they can pay for it or not, we know where the reprogramming is leading - Nazism, What do they think public health is about anyway? Obviously you are in on this plot, so tell us, when do the people suddenly revert to your control? If I'd known I'd be under the control of MM, I would've gotten the shot much sooner!
"Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards!!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars "How hard can it be?" ~ The guys from Top Gear | |
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| BurntKitty | Posted: 2010-02-06 20:41 | |
God's Ass Muncher United States 20,931 Posts | _heather: If I'd known I'd be under the control of MM, I would've gotten the shot much sooner! Did you know if you look at the pc monitor just right you can see up MM's dress? Pain:The ultimate in intimacy. Edited by - BurntKitty on 2010-02-06 20:41:46 | |
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