This is so me. A big smile on my face and a hitty thing in my hand. I'm slimmer. And have more hair. And its blond. OK so its not QUITE me. With that said, We'll both club you before dragging you by your hair back to the cave and fucking you.
Some things need a change every once in awhile. With that being said:
I'm a happy and mostly content sadist. I have a victim of my affection that can actually put up with all that I impose upon her with little...