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The Truth about Santa... 12/14/2004 No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300, 000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flyin 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't 12/10/2004 10. I need to whip it out by 5. <br> 9. Mind if I use your laptop? <br> 8. Just stick it in my box. <br> 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! <br> 6. I 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines In The Star Wars Trilogy 12/10/2004 Star Wars <br> "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care how it smells! " <br> "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" <br> "Put that t 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery 12/10/2004 "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." <br> "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." <br> "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." <br> 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rectal Issues 12/10/2004 As reported in "The Emergency Room" of The American Medical News (April 1991) <br> Medical researchers, tabulating cases in which items were recovered from the rectums of patients, report 0 Comments, 501 Views, 0 Votes | |
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5 Stages of Drunkenness 12/10/2004 Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At th 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Golf Rules in the Bedroom 12/10/2004 Each player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. <br> Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. <br> Unlike outdoor golf, t 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top 10 Sexually Suggestive U.S. Army Sayings 12/10/2004 10) "You've got me at attention." <br> 9) "Make a full retreat to my barracks." <br>  "Ever owned Fatigue Lingerie?" <br>
7) "Be All You Can Be...In My Pants!" <br>0 Comments, 195 Views, 0 Votes | |
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100 reasons why it's great to be a guy... 12/10/2004 1.there is no #1 reason, and that's okay 2.Movie nudity is virtually always female 3. birth 4.A five day vacation requires only one suitcase 5.Monday Night Football 6.Belching is cool 7.Yo 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cynic's Guide to Life 12/10/2004 1. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. <br> 2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhal 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes |
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